"I do enjoy the finer things in life Carter, and that has got to be the most fun I've had in a long time." Smirked Jack.

"Sam, I have to hand it to you. You ladies are the masters. How in the hell did you get the General involved?"

"Now a girl never sips Margaritas and tells Cam." Smiled Vala.

Daniel shaking his head. "I for one don't believe what went down."

"That's the problem with you space monkey. You don't see fun when it's starring you in the face."

Carolyn was starring out at the door. "I wonder what my father is doing out there?"

"Probably making sure those bums, don't come back to this bar or country." Added Cam.

"Indeed."

Mike was still unconscious, laying on the floor, while Bob and Brett, only in their underwear, were sitting on the benches in the van. Both men were shivering and the men in suits had their hands trained on their weapons. The back doors to the van opened and General Landry stepped in, closing the doors behind him.

As he was about to speak, his cell phone rang. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY GOT AWAY? I TOLD YOU JACK I WAS ONLY GOING TO BE A MINUTE. I DON'T CARE IF THEY WENT TO THE LADIES ROOM. YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO SECURE THEM THIS TIME.

Bob and Brett suddenly went white as sheets again as they listened intently at Landry's tirade.

"HOT SAUCE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY USED THE HOT WING SAUCE AS A WEAPON? UH HUH…….UH HUH. DID THEY GET THE WING OUT OF HIM? YES….YES…..YES. WHAT ABOUT THE MARGARITA DRINKS? UH HUH…….UH HUH. THAT BAD HUH. DID YOU TRY PICKING THE GLASS PIECES OUT OF HIS HAND? UH HUH…….UH HUH. WENT RIGHT THRU THE VEST TOO; DID IT? WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO?

Mike awoke briefly and he saw Bob and Brett sweating and shaking.

"WELL HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET TO HER DOCTOR BAG?

Mike passed out again.

"GOT THERE DOCUMENTS AND ID DID THEY? UH HUH……YEAH, WELL I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN. NO…NO I WON'T HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR SAFETY ANYMORE. IT'S OUT OF OUR HANDS IF THEY'VE ESCAPED."

Brett threw up. Bob was about to.

"DAMN; NO……JUST ONE OF THEM MADE A MESS IN THE VAN. UH HUH…….UH HUH. WELL GET YOUR MEN OUT OF THERE JACK. MR. T MUST BE VERY UPSET. THAT MUST OF REALLY HURT HIM. I KNOW……I KNOW. SHAME TO, FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN HIM HAPPY IN AWHILE."

Bob threw up.

"I HAVE TO DUMP THEM SOMEWHERE. CAN'T RISK THEM FINDING THEM. YEAH……YEAH. TRANSPORT……WHAT?

Landry turned his back on the almost unconscious men.

"No……I'm to old to do that to anyone Jack. I never could look at my dog after being natured. Uh huh…..Uh huh. Dr. Kevorkian is dead you idiot. Ok……ok. I'll be heading out. Huh? I don't know, maybe Iran."

Landry hung up his cell phone. "Men, it's time to go. We have a situation, ah, I mean; we need to leave the area, ASAP.

Bob finally found his voice, though high pitched. "Wha……you…….you have to protect us. We…….I can't go home, they'll find me."

"Oh, you overheard, I forgot. Well, we have no more place to go for you guys. I mean we did our duty. Now it's out of our hand. Maybe the local authorities can help. I…..I mean if you feel comfortable they'll protect you."

"No….no……no, I have to get out of here." Stuttered Bob.

"Well what about your two friends there. They don't look well." Said Landry.

"I don't give a rat's ass about them. You need to get me out of here."

"Mmmmm……..scarrrrrrr."

"Oh shut up Mike. Brett your on your own. I'm out of here."

One of the suited men spoke up. "Sir, if I may?"

"Go ahead son." Stated Landry, knowing SG4 knew some of the information about these guys motives.

"The one they called Doc informed me before we left the establishment that she would get even one day. I don't think she meant us sir. I think we should drop them off at the locals and leave sir. Who knows what they will do by waiting and take us out. I have a family sir."

"Yes, yes, I know son. Well, I say we drop you guys off. May help if you see the local clergy. Last rites or confession you know."

"Wha………. Bob was speechless.

"There's a church a couple of blocks down the road sir. Sanctuary is always the best place. Those ladies would never think to look for you there. You know being holy and all." Stated Landry.

"Ye……yes…….yes. Please the church, the church. Pleeeease." Brett begged from the van floor.

"Alright gents. Men, take them to the church. Maybe a little soul confession will keep the women away from them. They tend to leave the priesthood alone. Might think of a new profession gentlemen."

Mike was still unconscious. Brett and Bob just starred at Landry.

"Well anyway; men take them to the church. I'm sure at this early hour, someone is waiting. And good luck to you."

Landry dropped from the back of the van. As he closed the doors, the shadow of the doors were forever closed, and the van took off down to the nearest Sanctuary.

Oh Carolyn you owe me big time. Big, big time. As Landry was returning to the bar.

TBC