Otay my peoples! I am so so so so sorry I haven't updated but I was at this uber-awesome sleepover at my friends house. This chapter is based off of said sleepover so now you can know how fun this was!! BTW me and Leila don't own Twilight, Blaire Thumb, The Ring, Charlie the Unicorn or any other professional things mentioned in this story.
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Eddy4life has entered chat
machonachoman has entered chat
Eddy4life: And so the trend is set again...
machonachoman: Wow I didn't even use Alice this time!
Eddy4life: Sure...
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ifeelyahman: Ok really? Why are we all in chat? We can talk you know...
shoppingishmyfuture: Oh dear Jazzy...you shall never understand!
ifeelyahman: I know...
machonachoman: HEY CHARLIE HEY CHARLIE WAKE UP!!
Eddy4life: Yeah Charlie you silly sleepy head wake up!
ifeelyahman: Ah... oh god you guys! This better be pretty frikin important! Is the meadow on fire?
machonachoman: NO CHARLIE! We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Charlie!!
Eddy4life: Yeah Charlie! We're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us CHARLIE!
machonachoman: Yeah Charlie! It'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure Charlie!
ifeelyahman: Yeah Candy Mountain right. I'm just gonna you know go back to sleep now.
machonachoman: Noooooo! Charlie! You have the come with us to Candy Mountain!
Eddy4life: Yeah Charlie! Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy, and joyness!
ifeelyahman: Please stop bouncing on me!
machonachoman: CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!
Eddy4life: Yeah Candy Mountain!
machonachoman: Alright fine I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Alice what are they doing?
shoppingishmyfuture: They have Charlie goes to Candy Mountain memorized and now they are acting it out.
Eddy4life: lalalalalala
machonachoman: lalalalalalla
ifeelyahman: Gah! Enough with the singing already!
machonachoman: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
ifeelyahman: Oh god! What is that?
shoppingishmyfuture: Here comes my part...
machonachoman: It's a leoplurodon Charlie!
Eddy4life: A magical leoplurodon!
machonachoman: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
ifeelyahman: Alright guys you do know that there isn't an actual Candy Mountain right?
machonachoman: Shun the non-believer!
Eddy4life: Shuuuun!
machonachoman: Shuuuu-uh-uh-uuuuunah!
ifeelyahman: Yeah...
shoppingishmyfuture: Grawawagrhawarawr!
machonachoman: IT HAS SPOKEN!
Eddy4life: It has told us the waaay.
ifeelyahman: It didn't...say...anything!
machonachoman: It's jsut over this bridge Charlie!
Eddy4life: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder!!
ifeelyahman: Is anyone else getting like, covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing!
machonachoman: Charlie! CHAAAARLIE! CHAAAAAAAARLIE! CHAR-
ifeelyahman: I'm right here what do you want!
machonachoman: We're on a bridge Charlie!
Eddy4life: We're heeeere!
ifeelyahman: Well what do yah know? There really is a Candy Mountain.
machonachoman: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! Fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Eddy4life: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie!
machonachoman: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave! Magical wonders that will behold when you enteeer!
ifeelyahman: Uh yeah thanks but no thanks. I'd rather stay out here.
Eddy4life: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!
shoppingishmyfuture: Ok Edward sing the song!
it'snotwhatyouthink: No!
Eddy4life: Please?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Fine...
shoppingishmyfuture: Bun dun dun dun dun dun!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh when you down and looking for some cheering up just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave! When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheeery land, such a happy and joyfulled, a perky merry land! They've got lollipops and gummy drops oh so many thing! Oh so many things that will brighten up your day! It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town! It's the meka of the Candy Cave!! They've got jelly beans and coconut with little hats...candy mats chocolate pants it's a wonderland of sweets! Ride the Candy Train to town and hear the Candy Band! Candy Bells it's a treat as they march across the land! Cherry ribbons stream across the sky onto the ground, turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree. In the Candy Land imagination runs so free so now Charlie please won't you go into the cave!!
ifeelyahman: Alright fine! I'll go into the freakin' Candy Cave! This had better be good!
machonachoman: Gahahha!
Eddy4life: Gahaha!
machonachoman: Goodbye Charlie!
Eddy4life: Yeah goodbye Charlie!
ifeelyahman: Goodbye? What? HEY! What's goin on here?! Hello? Who is that?...Ow god! What happened? AW! They took my frikin kidney!
Eddy4life: THE END!
it'snotwhatyouthink: That was random and pointless.
Eddy4life: True but Emmett, Jasper and I love Charlie the Unicorn!
machonachoman: YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYZ!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett that is the last time I am letting you join in on the party "sleepover" festivities!
machonachoman: Just because I know how to have fun doesn't mean you have to be so rude!
Eddy4life: EMMETT!!
machonachoman: What?
Eddy4life: What kinda name is Jish? Such an odd name...
machonachoman: It's just a name dude!
Eddy4life: HAHAHA!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: So Bella did you have fun with the girls and Emmett?
Eddy4life: Yes, yes I did Edward. Maybe next time you should join us!
shopping ish my future: OOO! A mixed party!
Eddy4life: Um...Alice? Everyone in this house is married...except Nessie of course.
shoppingishmyfuture: Well I can dream
Eddy4life: Well no you can't because then you would have to sleep...
shoppingishmyfuture: UGH! You newborns get on my nerves with all your technical talk!
Eddy4life: I am just stating the facts.
shoppingishmyfuture: No! The fact is that you are going shopping with me today and then I will give you a makeover!
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Eddy4life: Should we admit her?
machonachoman: It didn't do much good the first time...
ifeelyahman: EMMETT! That is so insensitive!
machonachoman: Being sensitive is for queers and girls!
Eddy4life: Uh gay guys are a lot smarter and more fun then YOU Emmett! You are such a homophobe!
machonachoman: That would mean I was scared of gay people which I am not.
Eddy4life: Oh yeah? I bet I could find I gay vampire to beat you down!
machonahcoman: Bring it!
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I'm#1: Yes Isabella?
Eddy4life: Hello Aro! Are you, deep down, really gay?
I'm#1: Yes, yes I am...why?
Eddy4life: Oh no reason, just wanted to hang out sometime! Thanks Aro! TTYL!
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machonachoman:...
Eddy4life: Are you still going to make fun of gay people?
machonachoman: No ma'am!
Eddy4life: Good! 'Cause it's not nice at all! Now go to your room!
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it'snotwhatyouthink: Aro is really gay?
Eddy4life: No not really but I was tired of his anti-gay remarks so I decided to scare the hell outa him.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Good work!
Eddy4life: I do try!
Ok not very good but Aro always seemed gay to me (I love Aro he is myh favorite Volturi member) and I am bored and owe you guys an update! GO CANDY MOUNTAIN!