Carolyn was holding her cell phone with a perplexed look on her face. Then her faced turned to shock, then confusion, and then finally humorous. She finally hung up after hearing her fathers last words.

Oh, I'm going to owe my father big. Really big.

"Yow, Carolyn. I think you're suppose to speak into the cell phone first, before you hang up." Laughed Cam.

"Huh?......Oh, well it was a wrong number." Carolyn placed her phone down and smiled like a Cheshire cat.

Vala leaned over to whisper in Carolyn's ear. "Carolyn darling. What was that all about?"

Carolyn whispered back. "I'll tell you later."

"Well guys, that was fun. Do you ladies do this often?" Smirked Jack.

"Now General, we had everything well in hand. We just had some uninvited guest. Our operations were well in hand." Stated Sam.

"Oh, and did those scum bags know that?" Jack retorted back.

"Now what would be the fun in that my dear General Jack." Smiled Vala. We just let you guys in on it, since Mr. T and Mr. Cam were already silent operatives."

Cam and Teal'c simply smiled. While a smiling waitress bounded over with a extra helping of spicy hot wings. Setting them right down in front of Teal'c.

"Thank you guys for that show." Stated the waitress. "I have a feeling those bums won't be back; and me and my co workers want to thank you ladies and your friends."

"Glad we could help, even though we didn't want an audience." Stated Sam. "I think this might be a chance for our friends to order another good round of margaritas and some hot wings for us."

Vala chimed in. "Oh, and those credit cards…..well, I think you know what to do with those, hmmmm?"

"Oh, I think we do. By the way call me Claudia. And you big guy…….turning towards Teal'c. "You can call me anytime. The number is on the napkin." Claudia turned and left, smiling and even bigger smile at Teal'c.

All eyes were on Teal'c, who looked at the number on the napkin, tucked it in his coat pocket and smiled as he gathered the basket of chicken wings to himself, daring anyone to touch them and ate happily.

"Well…….Anywho…….Carter, Vala and my dear Miss Carolyn. We were glad to help, and certainly you must tell me how your father the good General was involved in all this?"

"A women never kisses and tells General Jack, and we three, under torture and more margaritas, are not giving up any information." Stated Vala.

Daniel was staring at Vala for a few minutes before he started to say something. "Ah……what…….never mind."

"Well General, well the night is young and we're just getting started." Sam said seductively. Jack's eyes peeked and smiled right back at Sam.

Both Vala and Carolyn caught the subtlety of Sam's offer. As Jack was about to comment, and the rest of this crew watched in anticipation. General Landry walked back in and was given a standing ovation from the entire bar. He smiled and bowed graciously. He continued on to his so called elite teams table.

He smiled at Carolyn mischievously and crossed his arms. "You know, I haven't had that much fun since Jack and I were in the Philippines at a bar just north of the Sibuyan sea."

Everyone looked towards Jack. "Uh, Hank…….that…..is classified." Jack giving Landry the eye.

"Oh General do tell." Smiled Sam.

"Oh, I have lots of stories about Jack and our adventures there. Matter of fact my dear Chief of my medical staff. That's were I met your mother."

"Daaaaaaaad." Carolyn was a little embarrassed.

"Oh, Carolyn, it just that you mother gave Jack the riot act for messing in her business. Your mother is quit the tough lady and oh, so gracious. I tell you she made me and Jack once sit butt nak……..

"Ix nay on the island nay." Jack seemed a little nervous and Sam and the rest were enjoying seeing the great Jack O'Neill squirm for once. Sam especially.

"Dad maybe this is a conversation best left for another time, hmm."

Landry was smiling back at Jack. He grabbed Carolyn's hand. "Well maybe you're right." Patting her hand. "Besides……..I think you and your cronies handled yourselves pretty good. I can see why you wanted to saaay…..punish those three."

"Yes Sir; it seems that Bob, Mike and Brett were a problem here in the bar. It just so happened they found us three." Sam smiled. "Big…..big mistake, eh ladies?"

All three women laughed out loud. Vala exclaimed. "High fives ladies.

Smack

Smack

Smack

God, Sam looks hot. Thought Jack.

Carolyn is so beautiful. Thought Cam

She really is beautiful when she smiles. Thought Daniel.

My little girl is not a little girl anymore. Thought Landry.

Claudia…..Claudia……her name is Claudia. Thought Teal'c.

"So, where do we go from here ladies? I'm getting a little bored around this place." Huffed Vala.

"I'm with Vala Carolyn." Stated Sam. "You think there are more barmaids that need rescuing from Tom, Dick and Harry?"

"I thought there names were Bob, Mike and Brett?"

"There all Tom, Dick and Harry's Vala. They all are." Smiled Sam.

"Hey; I resent that." Jack shaking his head.

"Yeah Sam." Cam crossed his arms. "We played along so you girls had an opportunity to figure them out."

"I think the credit mostly goes to Carolyn's father guys." Said Sam smiling.

"Yep." Said Vala nodding her head.

"She's got you there Jack." Stated Daniel, while pushing his glasses up on his nose smiling.

"Oh, like you were a big help Daniel. You and your Doctor... thingy. Whooooo." Jack flaying his hands.

All three women looked at Daniel perplexed. Daniel sat back in his chair holding his hand up. "Don't ask………just… don't ask."

"Well Jack, for once you are outwitted and out flanked. And I for one would like to invite you Carolyn, Col Carter and Vala out for a nice dinner." Smiled Landry.

"Well I'm game. I'm not on call and Sam and Vala have a few days off. What you do you say ladies? Dinner with a handsome and distinguished General."

Both Vala and Sam looked at each other, before turning to Landry.

"WE'RE IN."

"Heeeey, what about us?" Jack pointing his head toward all the men.

"I'm sorry Jack, no guys allowed. This is strictly a private club and before you saaaay anything Jack. I thought it be my chance to finally show my appreciation to those fine women behind our elite team. Your cronies will have to be out on your own for once." Landry stood up.

"Now if you'll excuse us." Landry extended his arm and Carolyn, Sam and Vala stepped out from the table and grabbed on to one another, arm and arm. "Dinner and Cherri's is waiting. I have connections." Smiled Landry.

"My hero." Smiled Vala.

"Lead the way Sir." Sam smiled back at Jack.

"Thanks Dad."

Landry patted Carolyn's hand Landry began escorting the ladies out. As they made their way to the door. Once again the entire bar stood up with a standing ovation for Landry, Carolyn, Sam and Vala. They all bowed graciously, and made their way out of the bar.

Jack, Cam, Daniel and Teal'c, still eating wings, sat back and watched the amazing display of adoration by the bar patrons. All of them shaking their heads in amazement, while Teal'c received more wings from Claudia.

Jack finally huffed. "Well, gentlemen. Looks like were on our own. What do you say. Drinks are on me."

Daniel interjected. "I believe the drinks are free Jack, per certain credit cards."

"Spoil sport."

"We'll since I'll draw back a nub if I even attempt to join Teal'c the bottomless pit." Said Cam. "I think I'll order for us. Barbeque or spicy guys?"

Before anyone had a chance to answer. Three women from the bar area walked over to their table.

In their most sultriest voices. "So you guys come here often?"

Wink

Wink

Wink

Oh boy. Thought Daniel.

Maaaan. Thought Cam.

I wonder if the General can save us? Thought Jack.

Teal'c looked up to see all three women.

I wonder if I could get a order of Margarita's?

The End

A/N: I hope everyone enjoyed and I had a ball making fun of my favorite drink and my favorite SG1 women.