Mmmhmm just rub it in that I don't own Twilight! People these days!
WARNING!: If you haven't read Breaking Dawn then get your tush to readin' 'cause from now on there will be some major BD spoilers. PLEASE READ BD!!
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Eddy4life has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
Eddy4life: Edward...I have a question
it'snotwhatyouthink: Yes love?
Eddy4life: Um...well Nessie wanted to get an IM account so I decided to ponder this with you.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Absolutely not.
Eddy4life: And why not? She is very capable of understanding the internet Edward. She is very smart!
it'snotwhatyouthink: But...
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machonachoman: Hey guys! I vote Nessie gets to have an IM! She would be fun!
Eddy4life: Thank you Emmett.
it'snotwhatyouthink: I don't think it is a very good idea.
Eddy4life: You are being to over protective again.
machonachoman: Yeah Eddy! It isn't like little Nessie is gonna look at anything nasty like!
Eddy4life: That is enough outa' you Emmett Cullen!
machonachoman: Fine...fine
Eddy4life: Please be reasonable Edward! She just wants to have it so she can talk to Jake while he is at home.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Well then she can just call him.
machonachoman: Oh yeah! That's what every teenage girl wants..."Oh hey Jake! I know we are suppose to be like destined for each other but my dad is tapping the phone line right now so I really don't feel comfortable talking..."
it'snotwhatyouthink: I do NOT tap the phone line.
machonachoman: Oh no...you just get on the other phone and listen in. Not to mention you won't buy her a cell phone!
it'snotwhatyouthink: She never asked.
Eddy4life: Oh really!? What I recall is on her birthday I gave her the cutest little pink razor when she came back to the cottage from Jake's house and then when she went to sleep you threw said phone out of the window into the river after breaking it into ten pieces!
it'snotwhatyouthink: FINE! She can have an IM! But so help me if I catch Jacob saying anything even the slightest out of line I will have his tail...literally.
Eddy4life: Deal!
machonachoman: Oooooo! Alice and Rose are going to be so happy!
Eddy4life: Why?
machonachoman: Because they bought her a brand new laptop.
Eddy4life: Ugh!
it'snotwhatyouthink: But we have to pick her screen name! It says a lot about a person and I don't want her portrayed as ...um...
machonachoman: A whore? Slut? Hoe bag? Hooker?
it'snotwhatyouthink: No, unintelligent, but thank you for the new worries!!
Eddy4life: Oh you people have no faith!
machonachoman: I vote her screen name be super-sexy-half-vampy! Hee hee!
it'snotwhatyouthink: EMMETT!
Eddy4life: Ugh!...I think it should be telepathic-cutie!
it'snotwhatyouthink: No...I was thinking my-dad-could-kill-you...
machonachoman: So conceited!
it'snotwhatyouthink: It is not conceited...it's a warning!
machonachoman: What ever!
Eddy4life: I think we should get some outside opinions.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Like?
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superqueerface has entered chat
wolfgang: Hey everyone!
superqueerface: SUP!!
Eddy4life: Jake! Seth! We need your opinion on something.
wolfgang: Shoot Bells
Eddy4life: Ok so I convinced Edward to let Nessie get an IM account but he insists we pick the screen name so what do you two think it should be?
superqueerface: I think it should be I-heart-the-wolf.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Ugh...
Eddy4life: And you Jake?
wolfgang: Well isn't it kinda obvious what it should be?
Eddy4life: No...
machonachoman: Only to you! 'Cause you are like a weirdo! (dry sobs)
Eddy4life: Ignore him...
it'snotwhatyouthink: So what do you think Jacob?
wolfgang: danceswithwolves
And so there you go! This is a contest! Vote through reviews or PM's as to what you would choose. Here are the choices so you don't have to scroll up...lazy people...jk!
1.Emmett's choice: super-sexy-half-vampy
2. Bella's choice: telepathic-cutie
3. Edward's choice: my-dad-could-kill-you
4. Seth's choice: I-heart-the-wolf
5. Jake's choice: danceswithwolves
Sorry Leila for not asking you first but you know how freakishly impatient I am! You get to vote also Leila!! THE FATE OF NESSIE LIES IN YOUR HANDS READERS!! CHOOSE WISELY! ;P