I AM SOOOO SORRY! I have been bad. I haven't updated in like forevz! On with this story-ish thing that I really like to write.
Really I don't own anything. I don't even own a car yet so geeze stop harassing me before a call the ASPCA!
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- my-dad-could-kill-you
my-dad-could-kill-you has entered chat
machonachoman has entered chat
my-dad-could-kill-you: Hey uncle Em! What's going on?
machonachoman: Nothing much young one.
my-dad-could-kill-you: Ok really? This is the wrong family to be talking about age...
machonachoman: That is the truth!! So why isn't Jacob online?
my-dad-could-kill-you: Well he is in my room so he doesn't need to be.
machonachoman: OMIGOD!! Your dad is gonna freak!
my-dad-could-kill-you: YOU WOULDN'T UNCLE EMMETT!!
machonachoman: He can read minds.
my-dad-could-kill-you: Nooooooooo
Eddy4life has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink: Hello Nessie. Tell Jacob I said hello.
my-dad-could-kill-you: Dad really I...I'm sorry
it'snotwhatyouthink: Really Nessie it's ok.
Eddy4life: Surely your dad can relate to Jake. He used to sneak into my room every night.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Thank you love.
Eddy4life: What?
it'snotwhatyouthink: For giving him ideas.
Eddy4life: Oh Edward it isn't like they are doing anything wrong. They ARE in love. Nessie is nearly 15 now.
it'snotwhatyouthink: That is too young.
Eddy4life: Edward I wasn't much older when I fell in love with you.
it'snotwhatyouthink: And look where that got you...
Eddy4life: Edward we are not going to have the Beauty and the Beast discussion again! I love where that got me so SIP THE LIP!
it'snotwhatyouthink: (throws away imaginary key to mouth)
Eddy4life: Thank you...so Nessie, Jake how are things?
my-dad-could-kill-you: Just peachy.
it'snotwhatyouthink: And she got your sarcasm.
machonachoman: How did you do that!?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Do what?
machonachoman: THAT!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Talk?
machonachoman: YEAH!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett even if for some reason I really did lock my lips closed I would still be able to type.
Eddy4life: Nessie why don't you and Jake do something tonight?
my-dad-could-kill-you: Like what Bells?
Eddy4life: Oh hey Jake! Um maybe you guys could go hunting. It'd be fun...
my-dad-could-kill-you. Sounds good to me mom! Love you mom! Love you dad! I'll be back later!
it'snotwhatyouthink: In one piece Jacob.
my-dad-could-kill-you: Of course Edward.
my-dad-could-kill-you has left chat
Eddy4life: It is so weird to think of myself as a mom...
it'snotwhatyouthink: I know exactly how you feel love...
machonachoman: Ditto
Eddy4life: What?
machonachoman: I feel yah!
it'snotwhatyouthink: How?
machonachoman: Well yesterday I got a fish and felt just like a daddy!
Eddy4life: Felt? As in past tense?
machonachoman: Well I didn't know how much to feed it so I just gave it a bottle of it's food and then this morning it was ...like...all dead and stuff.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Wow...
Eddy4life: Edward do you eat fish? Like drink their blood and stuff cuz I have never tried that.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Um...no. I don't think I would want to try either.
machonachoman: UGH! Rose is calling. Cya peeps!
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Eddy4life: Edward I am glad you are warming up to Jake.
it'snotwhatyouthink: I only tolerate Jacob because I owe him so much.
Eddy4life: Well at least you aren't trying to rip his throat out...
it'snotwhatyouthink: There's that...
AN UPDATE!! YAY!! So now you have something to read and review! YAY! My fingers are typing too fast for my brain! GAH! OMIGOD THERE IS A FRIGGIN DEMON MOTH IN MY ROOM! (cries) I just killed it! I AM A MURDERER! Well happy reading!