Don't own Twilight...special thanks to colourguardqueen for the idea and inspiration for this chappy! Oh and I don't own Super Bad either...as if I would want to.
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- my-dad-could-kill-you
my-dad-could-kill-you has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
machonachoman has entered chat
my-dad-could-kill-you: Hey Uncle Em! HEY DAAAAAADDY!
it'snotwhatyouthink: What do you want?
my-dad-could kill-you: Why whatever do you mean?
it'snotwhatyouthink: You called me Daaaaddy...therefor you want something that you obviously don't think I will agree to.
machonachoman: He's good...
my-dad-could-kill-you: I just wanted...to...change...my screen name...pleeease?
it'snotwhatyouthink: No
my-dad-could-kill-you: Ugh! I knew you would say that...
machonachoman: I AM McLOVIN'!!
my-dad-could-kill-you: Ooooo I wanna see that!
it'snotwhatyouthink: I would have to watch it first and then watch it with you...to make sure you don't "see" anything.
my-dad-could-kill-you: UGH!!
my-dad-could-kill-you has left chat
it'snotwhatyouthink: What's wrong with her?
machonachoman: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? YOU ARE THE MIND READER.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Why are you yelling at me? :(
machonachoman: Oh sorry ...caps lock was on.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh...well um I can't read her mind over the computer Emmett.
machonachoman: Well then...you aren't a very good psychic then are you? Hmph!
machonachoman has left chat
it'snotwhatyouthink: Well geeze...what is it...leave Edward in the dark day?
it'snotwhatyouthink: And now I am talking to myself...wow.
ifyouonlyknew has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink: Who are you?
ifyouonlyknew: Nobody
it'snotwhatyouthink: Somebody has to be typing so you are somebody...
ifyouonlyknew: Nope
it'snotwhatyouthink: You aren't going to tell me are you?
ifyouonlyknew: Nah
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wolfgang has entered chat
wolfgang: NESSIE!
ifyouonlyknew: JAKE!!
wolfgang: I can't believe you pulled that off!
ifyouonlyknew: I do know how to set up an IM account Jake...
wolfgang: I know Nessie it's just Edward can read minds.
ifyouonlyknew: Not when I am this far away from him.
wolfgang: Good thinking...are you in the woods?
ifyouonlyknew: Yup!
wolfgang: I love you Nessie!
ifyouonlyknew: AW JAKE! I love you too!
wolfgang: When can we hang out? Maybe we can go down to the beach...
ifyouonlyknew: Sounds great! I will meet you there tomorrow morning!
wolfgang: That would be great! I haven't seen you in a while Ness! (that is my personal nick-name for her so please don't think it's a typo! THANKS! :D)
ifyouonlyknew: I know! My dad is lightening up a bit...but you know...he is just as stubborn as my mom.
wolfgang: I know that's write!
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink: RENESMEE CARLIE CULLEN!!
ifyouonlyknew: (gulp) yes daddy?
it'snotwhatyouthink: This is unacceptable! Get back to this house this instant! We have some talking to do.
ifyouonlyknew: Yes daddy...
ifyouonlyknew has left chat
it'snotwhatyouthink: Was that good Jake?
wolfgang: Yup
it'snotwhatyouthink: Good...you didn't tell her anything did you?
wolfgang: Nope!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Good! Now...let's just give Nessie the good news.
I am McCliffy! MUHAHAHA! Yeah so can you figure it out? I hope not! Update hopefully tomorrow! Oh I just started High School so that is why updates are not as often but I promise the story will go on!