WAHAHAHA! No Twilight ownage for me! Wait scratch that...I own a hard back copy of Twilight but that's it...depressing I know.
Screen Names:
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- myfutureishshopping
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee-danceswithwolves
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Eddy4life: HEY HEY ROSE!! What did the blond's right leg say to the left?
FBW: Oh I do not know --
Eddy4life: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money!!
FBW: OH YEAH! Why are brunette's like door knobs?
Eddy4life: WHY?
FBW: Because everyone gets a turn!!
Eddy4life: You are so on!
FBW: Bring it!
Eddy4life: How does a blond kill a fish? ...she drowns it!!
FBW: How does a brunette kill a bird?...she throws it off a cliff!
Eddy4life: How does a blond loose 5 pounds?...takes off her makeup!
FBW: Why do brunettes wear there hair up?...to catch everything that goes over their heads!!
Eddy4life: How is a blond like a bottle?...they are both empty from the neck up!!
FBW: How do you know when you get a fax from a brunette?...it has a stamp on it!!
Eddy4life: Why do blonds drive BMW's?...because they can spell it!!
FBW: (sniffle) Bella that one hit home...
Eddy4life: Oh! I am so sorry Rose I didn't mean any of it really.
FBW: HAHA! I did bitch!!
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Eddy4life: That one is devious!
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Eddy4life: Hey Emmett and Edward! What are you guys doing?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Looking at you...
Eddy4life: Oh hey! What's up!(waves at Edward that is sitting on the couch!)
it'snotwhatyouthink: (looks up) Um as far as I can tell the celling.
Eddy4life: What are you doing Em?
machonachoman: (dry sobs) Watching Cheetah Girls!
Eddy4life: Wow...
machonachoman: (cries emotionally) NO DOH!! DON'T GET UPSET! SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO DISS YOUR POORNESS!! Why!! Why is the world so cruel!!
Eddy4life: Emmett chill...
machonachoman: How would you even understand my pain? HOW!DO I TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE? You...you...ho!
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Eddy4life: (sniffle) People are calling me names a lot today...
it'snotwhatyouthink: Aw...Bella I'm sorry. (hugs)
Eddy4life: I feel better now! Especially since you are really hugging me!
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machonachoman: HO!!
There you go youngins! (my grampizzle says that so yeah) I really hope you guys are enjoying this story! LOVE TO YOU ALL!! Oh and um as for the blond and brunette jokes...I have nothing against brunettes..98 percent of my friends are brunette. And I am a blond myself so yeah...no offense intended! :D