This chapter is thanks to Hyper Blood Pixie! Thanks so much for the idea!
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
it'snotwhatyouhtink has entered chat
machonachoman has entered chat
FBW has entered chat
ifeelyahman has entered chat
FBW: Ahem...Edward what exactly do you think you are doing?
it'snotwhatyouthink: I am putting the battery on my video camera...
FBW: And why in the world are you doing that?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Because I am going to video tape my daughter getting ready for her first date!
machonachoman: With a dog!? Who are you and what have you done with Edward?
it'snotwhatyouthink: There is no point in denying her what she wants most...Jacob. And besides...it's still her first date.
machonachoman: Mhm whatever...alien!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Ugh whatever...here goes!
FBW: Um Edward I wouldn't go in there if I were you...
it'snotwhatyouthink: And why not?! She is my daughter!
FBW: Because...
machonachoman: Too late...
it'snotwhatyouthink:...
machonachoman: Edward? Edward what's wrong? Talk to me buddy!!
ifeelyahman: He is in shock...
machonachoman: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?
ifeelyahman: (points to self) empath...
machonachoman: Oh and now you are mister "I'm so good cuz I can feel what you feel duuuude!" What ever Jasper! You ain't got nothin on me!!
FBW: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!! Edward is coming to!
it'snotwhatyouthink: My...daughter...has...BOOBS!! (cowers in corner)
FBW:...
machonachoman:...
it'snotwhatyouthink:...I fail
machonachoman: At what?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Life Emmett!! LIFE!!
machonachoman: Wow your dramatical!...Did you get it on tape?
FBW: EMMETT!!
machonachoman: WHAT?! I was just curious!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Yes I did...but the tape is now burning.
ifeelyahman: Wow I have never felt Edward so embarrassed...
it'snotwhatyouthink: Do you have any acid?
ifeelyahman: Why?
it'snotwhatyouthink: To pour in my eyes...
Poor Edward...no father wants to walk in on his daughter changing...no worries though. She was in pants and her bra so it isn't like she was nude!! I am not that demented! Well thanks so much Hyper Blood Pixie I know I didn't stay perfect with what you wrote but hey...I got the general idea rite? Thanks for not giving up on me people! YOU RULE!!