This is a quick IM convo between Emmett and Edward. I just got bored so um yeah!!
The only screen names you need to know:
Emmett: machonachoman
Edward: it'snothwhatyouthink
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
machonachoman has entered chat
machonachoman: HEY EDDIE!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett
machonachoman: Why so glum chum?
it'snotwhatyouthink: ?
machonachoman: What dawg? You ain't pickin up what I'm puttin' down?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Not the slightest.
machonachoman: Well aren't we moody today
it'snotwhatyouthink: I am NOT moody Emmett
machonachoman: GEEZUS!! Someone is PMSing!
it'snotwhatyouthink: How is that even possible? I am a man and a vampire you idiot!
machonachman: Hey man! I don't tell you how to live your life...
it'snotwhatyouthink: That is not even a way of life...moron
machonachoman: Look man! There is no need for such obscene language in my crib!
it'snotwhatyouthink:?
machonachoman: WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR HOOD!? (heehee quote from Be Kind Rewind!)
it'snotwhatyouthink: Can you try to be normal for like one second.
machonachoman: I could try but I am thinking it won't work out too well budday!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Of course not...
machonachoman: You know what! Just take your fag tag self back to queer camp!
it'snotwhatyouthink:...
machonachoman:...
it'snotwhatyouthink:...
machonachoman: Edward?
it'snotwhatyouthink: What
machonachoman: What would you look like with corn rows?
it'snotwhatyouthink has left chat
machonachoman: Was it something I said?