TWO IN ONE DAY!! Oh yeah!
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
Eddy4life has entered chat
machonachoman has entered chat
machonachoman: If you only knew how much I could really be like that then I would like do things!
Eddy4life: What?
machonachoman: Idk I was just writing down a random sentence that came to my mind. Is that a problem woman?
Eddy4life: Uh no...I guess not.
machonachoman: You know what Bella! You just have too much sass for me! You just need to chillax!
Eddy4life: What the hell are you talking about?
it'snotwhatyouthink: It is pointless to try to understand him love.
Eddy4life: Tell me about it.
machonachoman: No! You know what I think?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett you don't think.
machonachoman: I think that me and professor fluffy bunches of coats are the only normal ones in the world...the rest of you people are just crazy and WEIRD!
Eddy4life: Emmett you just like made a parody of Honey Bunches of Oats...you know...the cereal
machonachoman: Bella! Do not try to belittle my intelligence! You know good and well I don't eat weirdo human food for hobos!
Eddy4life: Cereal is not for hobos!!
machonachoman: Whatever...
it'snotwhatyouthink: This is just as pointless as our last IM conversation Emmett.
machonachoman: You never did tell me if you would look good in Corn Rows...or maybe Dred Locks...or how about a Mullit!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Or how about you shut up before I shove my foot so far up your--
machonachoman: WOOOAH BUDDAY! You are the queer here not me. You would enjoy that little act!
it'snotwhatyouthink: I have a wife and a daughter...how can you still think I am gay?
machonachoman: Easy...you should know...mindreader!
Eddy4life: Emmett...
machonachoman: WHAT!?
Eddy4life: Mind reader is two words not one.
I know that was short but not all IM convos are epic novels so yeah. I am starting a new story if you want to check it out it is called A Lot to Love...it is a more serious one but I think it is pretty good so far.