I just...yeah so um...I have nothing to say really... Oh yeah! Please nobody take offense to anything I write...I love everyone so therefor I poke fun at everyone! :D
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
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danceswithwoves: OH JAKE!! I love the puppy! It is just the most adorable little thing ever! Don't you all agree?
Eddy4life: Of course!
shoppingishmyfuture: Absolutely!
ifeelyahman: Without a doubt! :D
it'snotwhatyouthink: Not at all...(cowers in corner)
machonachoman: I'm hungry...
Eddy4life: Edward get out of the corner!
machonachoman: I'm hungry
it'snotwhatyouthink: NO! The beast is still here!
machonachoman: I'm hungry!
ifeelyahman: It is not :(
machonachoman: I'M HUNGRY!!
Eddy4life: Shut
shoppingishmyfuture: Up
ifeelyahman: Emmett!!
danceswithwolves: UNCLE EMMETT NOOOO!!
wolfgang: Oh. My. God!
Eddy4life: What
shoppingishmyfuture: Happened?
danceswithwolves: Uncle Emmett ate my DOG!!
Eddy4life: He
shoppingishmyfuture: Did
ifeelyahman: WHAT?! (dry sobs)
machonachoman: Woah chill out Jasper. I told you guys I was hungry!
ifeelyahman: YOU EFFING MURDERER!! I...UGH!! (goes to corner with Edward and cuts self)
Edy4life: Look what you did Emmett!
shoppingishmyfuture: You made Jasper all emo!! You ass!
machonachoman: I...I'm sorry! (cries)
it'snotwhatyouthink: (jumps up and does a happy dance) OH YEAH!! THOU SLANE THE BEAST EMMETT!!
machonachoman: Um...yay?
wolfgang: NO! Not yay you leech! You oafish blood sucking scum!!
Eddy4life: Ahem...
wolfgang: Oh...um...no offense Bells.
Eddy4life: None taken...for now
danceswithwolves: DAD!! Hannibal was NOT a beast!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Nessie...you named the dog after a cannibal.
danceswithwolves: You have joined the dark side you dog hater! (slams a random door)
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ifeelyahman: (continues sobbing)
shoppingishmyfuture: I better get the poor guy cleaned up. Come one Jazz
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Eddy4life: (looks at Edward and Emmett) Damn fools!
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machonachoman: Man I am telling you! DREAD LOCKS!!
it'snotwhatyouthink:...
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machonachoman: It is always me...always Emmett left alone. It'll be OK Professor Fluffy Bunches of Coats.
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Thanks so much for the general idea and overall inspiration for this chapter Hyper Blood Pixie. You rule!!