Oh yeah! Leila you rule...well and so does you dad for this idea! GO GRAPES!!

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee- danceswithwolves

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machonachoman: Hello Brethren!

Eddy4life:...

danceswithwolves: I think Uncle Emmett has gone crazy...

it'snotwhatyouthink: Silly Nessie...he has been crazy for a long, long, long...long time

danceswithwolves: Gottcha!

Eddy4life: So anywho! How is everyone?

it'snotwhatyouthink: I still don't understand why people these days find it necessary to give them self carpel tunnel instead of talking like normal people. Although I can't get carpal tunnel.

Eddy4life: Oh come on Edward. You are just mad cuz you can't read minds on IM!

it'snotwhatyouthink: So?

danceswithwolves: That is sorta pathetic dad.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Not helping Nessie.

danceswithwolves: Sorry...

machonachoman: I have a FAT grape!

Eddy4life: What?

machonachoman: It is telling me that Edward is gay!

it'snotwhatyouthink: WHAT?!

machonachoman:I believe the fat grape! Do YOU believe the fat grape?

it'snotwhatyouthink: What the Hyundai?

danceswithwolves: HUH?

Eddy4life: He is saying what the hell sweety

danceswithwolves: Oh!

machonachoman: FAT GRAPE!! FAT GRAPE!! You must believe the fat grape!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Emmett I am not gay!

machonachoman: That's not what the fat grape says!

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machonachoman: Well hell!

danceswithwolves: I'm still here Uncle Em!

machonachoman: The fat grape says you aren't worthy

danceswithwolves: --

danceswithwolves has left chat

machonachoman: Well hell!!