This idea came from my orchestra teacher because she thinks we are awesome! HEHEHEHE!!

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee- danceswithwolves

it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat

machonachoman has entered chat

wolfgang has entered chat

wolfgang: You know Edward...for someone who hates chat so much, you sure are in here a lot!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Don't judge me

wolfgang: And why not?

machonachoman: NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER JUDGE A GAY MAN!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: UGH!!

machonachoman: Edward haven't you ever heard that gayness is awesome?

it'snotwhatyouthink: No Emmett actually I haven't!

machonachoman: Well Dr. Fluffy Bunches of Coats says that it is so I must believe

wolfgang: Right...

machonachoman: Are you questioning Dr. Fluffy Bunches of Coats?!

wolfgang: And if I am?

machonachoman: Then I would have to sick my Lima beans on you!! And the FAT GRAPE!

wolfgang: I'd like to see you try!

machonachoman: Oh no you didn't!!

wolfgang: Well look at the time...gotta go!!

wolfgang has left chat

it'snotwhatyouthink: Now look what you've done!

machonachoman: All I have to say to you is PORTRAY THE AWESOMENESS!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: What?

machonachoman: gayness equals awesomeness. Therefor you must PORTRAY THE AWESOMENESS!!

it'snotwhatyouthink has left chat

machonachoman: Why is it always I who is left out in the meadow, all alone?

Why is it always I who must call you on the phone?

So the next time you have that urge to leave me

in the flowing green sea

think of how it feels to the...

to be left out in the meadow, all alone!

Vwa la!