This ENTIRE convo came from the brilliant mind of Cinderheart in Twilight skies! You are my hero Cinder!!
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
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danceswithwolves: Oh dear god!
Eddy4life: What is it,Nessy?
danceswithwolves: Have you seen Emmett Lately?
Eddy4life: No...
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Eddy4life: Holy crap! hahahaha!
machonachoman: Bella, I swear I will kill you if you laugh one more time.
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shoppingishmyfuture: As Punishment, I gave Emmett I sex change! I give you
Emma!
danceswithwolves: So, uncle Emme- I mean Emma is now Aunt Emmet-er,emma.
shoppingishmyfuture: Yup.
Eddy4life: Lol. Poor Rosalie, what is she going to think when her husband
turns gay?
shoppingishmyfuture: Why did you have to bring her up...
danceswithwolves: Oh no.
machonachoman: Oh dear god.
shoppingishmyfuture: You know, you should change your username,Emma, your not
a man.
machonachoman: Shut up.
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ifeelyahman: Rosalie! Everyone hide!
danceswithwolves: Bitchass alert!
it'snotwhatyouthink: That's Aunt Bitchass dear.
machonachoman:...
Shoppingishmyfuture: ...
Ifeelyahman: ...
Eddy4life: Um,Edward...
it'snotwhatyouthink: Yes,Love?
danceswithwolves: My father is a freak..
Eddy4life: Sh...sweety, we are in this together..
it'snotwhatyouthink: What's that supposed to mean? ... Ah! Auntie bitchass!
-hides-
FBW has signed on
FBW: Where is everyone?
machonachoman: -crickets-
Shoppingishmyfuture:Emmet!
FBW: WTF?! Why is my husband a woman.
Eddy4life: Don't look at me. Or Nessy.
FBW: grr...
Ifeelyahman: Nope, don't look at me.
FBW: That only leaves you two, Edward,Alice. Who did it?!
it'snotwhatyouthink: I didn't do it Aunt bitchass!
shoppingishmyfuture: That kinda has a ring to it...
FBW: What did you call me?
it'snotwhatyouthink: Eep...
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Eddy4life: Run,Eddy,Run!
machonachoman: Who gots popcorn?
ifeelyahman: Emma,hehe, we are vampires we don't eat.
machonachoman: Says you thong boy.
ifeelyahman: ...0.o
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Shoppingishmyfuture: No one says that to my husband!
machonachoman: eek!
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Eddy4life: I better go help your father...and your uncle...plus your new aunt...
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danceswithwolves: Wheres the popcorn..?
danceswithwolves: Hello...?
danceswithwolves: Ugh! Fine I will go make it myself!
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