New chapter new chapter! Well yeah I guess that's obvious...um...IMPORTANT!! NEW SONG CHAPTER IN PROGRESS! SEND IN YOUR SONGS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee- danceswithwolves

danceswithwolves has entered chat

Eddy4life has entered chat

it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat

machonachoman has entered chat

machonachoman: BRETHEREN!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: It's brethren Emmett, not bretheRen.

machonachoman: Well sooooory Mr. Grammar Professor Dude!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Your welcome.

danceswithwolves: UNCLE...AUNT EMMETT!

machonachoman: Nessie...it was only a makeover. And now I am a man again...sheesh. Kids today, so naive.

danceswithwolves: What ever! Cross dresser!!

machonachoman: GASP!

Eddy4life: She has a point...

machonachoman: SO DO PENCILS!!

Eddy4life: O...k

it'snotwhatyouthink: Nessie what on earth are you eating?

danceswithwolves: Uh...nothing?

it'snotwhatyouthink: Renesmee...

danceswothwolves: Pickled carrots...

Eddy4life:Why?

it'snotwhatyouthink: More importantly HOW?

danceswithwolves: Well I put it in my mouth and then chew and swallow. Easy peasy!

it'snotwhatyouthink: But where did you get them?

danceswithwolves: Well Sam's of course. You can get anything at Sam's! Duh!

Eddy4life: But WHY?

danceswithwolves: Oh come on people. Don't tell me you have never entertained the thought of pickled carrots!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Never

Eddy4life: Ditto

machonachoman: POKEMON!

Eddy4life: What?

machonachoman: Ditto...it is a Pokemon. Yeah...

Eddy4life: Yeah...

it'snotwhatyouthink: You are a total moron Emmett.

danceswithwolves: Don't forget cross dresser!

machonachoman: (sticks out tongue)

Eddy4life: Tiddley Winks!

danceswithwolves: Huh?

Eddy4life: It's a game.

danceswithwolves: Sounds like a pretty gay game to me...

Eddy4life: Shut it Parrot!

danceswithwolves: Parrot?

Eddy4life: Like pickle and carrot together...

danceswithwolves: No.

machonachoman: NOW DO THE G SLIDE!

it'snotwhatyouthink: ?

machonachoman: Just thought it was the appropriate time.

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