Hey yall'. I'm so so so sorry about not writing recently. Basketball season started and I had a huge concert plus finals BUT today is a snow day for me so I am going to update. BECAUSE THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR LATENESS!!!!

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee- danceswithwolves

Eddy4life has been in IM forEVER

it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat

Eddy4life: EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN!!

it;snotwhatyouthink: Yes dear.

Eddy4life: WHere HAVE you been. I have been waiting here forEVER. You told me "Yes love, we can go on IM." like a week ago!

it'snotwhatyouthink: That was like ten minutes ago Bella.

Eddy4life: LIEZ!!!

it'snotwhatyouthink:........

machonachoman has entered chat

machonachoman: HeLlO bReThErEn! WhAt'S sHaKiN?

Eddy4life: Edward was LATE!

machonachoman: GaSpItH!!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: I was not late.

machonachoman: ShHhH!!! dO nOt QuEsTiOn ThE wOrD oF tHe ThInG!

it'snotwhatyouthink: WHat?

Eddy4life: Edward he said don't question the word of the thing. And what do you do? You QUESTION IT!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: I have obviously failed at something to have questioned the word of the thing. (said sarcastically)

Eddy4life: I don't understand.....

macnonachoman: WhAt?

Eddy4life: How can the earth be round if everything is flat?

machonachoman: Pickled cheese carrots on Fridays.

Eddy4life: Ahhh! I see.

it;snotwhatyouthink: (slaps own face)