This is based on an actual convo between myself and my friend.
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
machonachoman has entered chat
Eddy4life has entered chat
machonachoman: Hello Bella.
Eddy4life: Hey Em!
machonachoman: Please call me Emmett.
Eddy4life: Ok.......Emmett
machonachoman: I was intreeged when I saw that shirt on clearance.
Eddy4life: What?
machonachoman: I'm tryin to be intelligent. Is it working?
Eddy4life: No. Especially since you spelled intrigued wrong.
machonachoman: Dang!
Eddy4life: Why is it that we are the only ones ever in chat?
machonachoman: Because the rest of them are just looooooooozerz who don't like computers.
Eddy4life: Lol
machonachoman: Plus we are more entertaining for our audience!
Eddy4life: ?
machonachoman: Never mind
Eddy4life: One day I'm gonna be famous.
machonachoman: How?
Eddy4life: Uh......that part's fuzzy.
machonachoman: You could always invent something everyone would use.
Eddy4life: Like what?
machonachoman: Like........a big sign that says "I'm kinda cool I guess"
Eddy4life: .............?