This is a very very very belated chappy. Hope ya'll aren't too mad....

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee- danceswithwolves

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Eddy4life: Hey!

machonachoman: Hola! Whats crackin?

Eddy4life: Eh?

machonachoman: Never mind......I'm so misunderstood.

shoppingishmyfuture: lol

machonachoman: It really wasn't that funny....

Eddy4life: SWINE FLUUUUUU!!!

machonachoman: Screw Swine Flu! I can't get sick (cough) O SHIT!! (runs for the hills)

shoppingishmyfuture: I wonder about you two sometimes.

Eddy4life: I know....I'm fabulous.

shoppingishmyfuture:........

Eddy4life: One sec. Gotta go get the Emster. (runs to hills) Damn! These hills aint got no eyes!

machonachoman: Duh silly! But this (holds up stack of money with googley eyes) is the money you could save with Geico.

Eddy4life: AHHH!!!! Tell me whose watchin! (runs away)

machonachoman: (sad face) man sorry lil dude. (throws money and runs to Alice)

shoppingishmyfuture: You guys do realize that you are sitting in a chair and not really running around hills and such right?

Eddy4life: There is unlimited cyberspace! I can do whatever I want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoppingishmyfuture: Someone didn't take their medicine......

Eddy4life: (glares from top of hill)

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machonachoman: YAY MORE CYBERSPACE FOR US!!!!