ANOTHER!
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
machonachoman has entered chat
Eddy4life has entered chat
it'snotwhatyouthink has entered chat
Eddy4life: And yet another day in the Cullen Manor.
it'snotwhatyouthink: ?
Eddy4life: It seems the "oldest" son is somewhat confused and baffled. What would you say Emmett my boy?
machonachoman: Righto' old chap! He does seem confuzzled to the max.
it'snotwhatyouthink: What are you two babbling on about?
Eddy4life: (GASP) He speeks! The shyest and not and muscley of the three Cullen boys has SPOKEN!
machonachoman: (GASP)
Eddy4life: Shhh! Emmerz...we wouldn't want to startle the poor chap.
machonachoman: Oh....sorry skipper.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Wow you guys are rediculous whn you are on the computer.
Eddy4life: Why....whatever do you mean Edward. We are only practicing for our audition as British explorers.
it'snotwhatyouthink: Isn't that a bit cliche'?
machonachoman: Your mom goes to college.
it'snotwhatyothink:What?
Eddy4life: Edward you are just not into this whole British rage. Garsh!
it'snotwhatyouthink: And you call "confuzzled to the max" British?
Eddy4life: Maaayybe.
machonachoman: I smell chili! (I really am having chili tonight! YUM )
Eddy4life: YUM!
it'snotwhatyouthink: We are vampires....we don't eat chili.
machonachoman: Says who?
Eddy4life: Don't even say your mom Edward because THAT would be cliche'.
it'snotwhatyouthink: I wasn't
Eddy4life: Sure
machonachoman: What's cliche' mean? Is it one of those McDonalds things like cubicle'.
Eddy4life: No
machonachoman: Then what.......OOOOOO a flutterfly!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Butterfly
machonachoman: It's not nice to ask a lady their age Eddypoo.
it'snotwhatyouthink: I didn't
machonachoman: I was just telling yo so you don;t offend anyone geeze
Edd4life: Who would he offend? WHy would he be talking to other laies? Who's age would he care about?
it'snotwhatyouthink: No one
Eddy4life: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! I am calling CHEATERS!!!!
machonachoman: Do it girl!
Eddy4life: I am!
machonachoman: YAY!
Eddy4life: Wait what was I doing?