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To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear Freak,

Here. I wrote back. You do know you're costing me valuable stamps right? I only have so many.

(don't visit my house.)

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Stranger,

Aw! Don't worry. I'm worth all those stamps! Right? RIGHT?!

ehem. anyway, what highschool do you 'attend'? (that's such an ADULT word! attend...you see? I'm growing up already.) I go to Konoha High! I mean, who doesn't? It's the best school ever! Unless you count out the horrible food, it can still pwn any other school. biyatch. It's fine if you don't go there, ofcourse. Thing is...you're kind of less awesome if you don't. I swear, it gives you a sort of shine when you walk in. Like, DING! Instant awesomeness.

So like, are you hot? You didn't answer that from before. Now that I think of it...YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ANY OF MY QUESTIONS.Now I'm going to go cry in a corner all by my lonely self. Do you know why I'm lonely? It's because I don't have any answers to keep me company! Answers fill the world, and erase all the meaningless question marks flying around. Wow, deep. teehee.

Why do I always write the long letters? My friends say I'm really talkative, but technically this time I'm writing so that still doesn't really explain it...anyway, I'm only talkative because I say everything thats on my mind. We all think the same amount of thoughts, I just share them with everyone else. I can see you don't share very much. Or do you? Hm. That's confusing. You could be just trying to be cool, smooth, and mysterious. Well, let me tell you, it's working. I mean, I could be considered a detective by now. I've had to figure everything out about from like...4 sentences. Psh, pathetic.

You better write more stuff next time! I'm getting tired of making my hand hurt and a hand that hurts is not a very good one.

(waiting for your next letter! I still have your addreeessssss.)

Sincerelly Yours,

Pinky. (ohemgee, ma name, lawl, jawstkeeding.)

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear 'Pinky',

Thank you for the...32...stamps.

(what the hell did you say in the end? o em gee?)

hehe, internet lingo is teh rulez. Please review! :D

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.