I heart CHUCK NORRIS
Screen Names
Bella- Eddy4life
Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink
Jasper-Ifeelyahman
Alice- shoppingishmyfuture
Rosalie- FBW
Emmett- machonachoman
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
Jacob- wolfgang
Seth- superqueerface
Leah- BRB
Renesmee- danceswithwolves
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Eddy4life has entered chat
machonachoman: I'm telling you I could destroy Chuck Norris
Eddy4life: Emmett Chuck Norris would murder you
machonachoman: I'm a vampire
Eddy4life: So....they make steroids from his pee!!!
machonachoman: I have inhuman abilities
Eddy4life: He made up the tooth fairy to compensate for roundhouse kicking everyone in the face!
machonachoman: I made up Santa
Eddy4life: He ate Santa.
machonachoman: I bring the thunda'
Eddy4life: HE EATS LIGHTNING AND SHITS THUNDER!!!
mahconachoman:....