Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear you-shock-me-with-every-reply,

haha! You actually admited it! Do you see how good it is to release your feelings now? Take things step by step. The only thing you need to do now is to reply with more than 4 sentences. It's not that I don't love your replies. I do! Honestly. But...I mean, how long do you think I'll be living here? It's takes one day for the stupid letters to get from house to house...maybe I should just deliver them myself...I'M KIDDING! Don't burn the letter! teehee. I won't be visiting your house anytime soon, trust me. Unless you're some sort of spy that's been sent from planet 'Badass' and you're here to eliminate all those non-mysterious people. Because then, for the planet's safety, I would have to kill you. I got skillz, yo. Don't doubt it.

I'm sad now. The ink on my pretty, sophisticated, elegant, beautiful, sexy, sleek, shiny, and pink pen is totally running out. That means I'm going to have to find a new pen that can fill those duties! I won't settle for less. How depressing. I'm glad I found a letter buddy to write to, but now I'm losing a pen as a result of it. I would write-sob but it's kind of impossible...or is it...?

Moving on. Did you see the pass that fish-face made in the game today? Honestly, dude, get some skillz. 'I' could have made that pass, and I'm kind of allergic to good sport-skills. You better not tell me you don't care! You said you played sports, and football is the only one we have! yeahrightmkay. Don't fight me, you won't win. (I would stick my tongue out here, but I don't think it would be very mature, so I'll do it in parenthesis. HA! tongue action)

So like, I'm going to go to sleep now. It takes a while to write to you, you know. I do have to make all the conversation. Teehee.

Later!

Is-tired-of-writing-sincerelly-yours,

another tired stranger.

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear Old Tired One,

Yes, I saw the pass. It's offending to see that players like that actually exist but hey, they let us win the game. I don't know much about your pen, but I did see a nice...girly...one at that store in the school the other day. Don't worry, you'll live if the ink runs out. Don't visit my house, please. (there, I wrote six sentences.)

haha, sasuke really sure does love to write. yeah, I know. I've updated like a mad-woman, srry. XD I've kind of gone crazy with this story! It's so much funnn. spasm Oh, and yes, that was a reference to Kisame. He was in the other team, in their 'game'. Anyway, I have a question. Do you guys want me to introduce other characters into the story? Anyway, please review!

Thanks so much for all the support and reviews! I really appreciate it!

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.