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To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Six Sentences,

Wow! You big writer you! You entertained me for about 3.6 more seconds! Good. You're making progress. Now, I want you to be daring and write seven sentences next time. I KNOW! It's a daring quest. Very dangerous. I can't guarantee you'll come back alive but...taking chances is a part of life.

Ok, I'm going to back off because I actually think that would qualify as an adventure for you. Freaky I know, but true. Now, don't give me that face that I KNOW YOU'RE PUTTING. I can feel it. There, there, baby cakes. Breathe in, out.

Well, I went to the store looking for a new pen, like you said. Guess what? SOLD OUT. WAH! That's very inconvenient. Looks like I'm going to have to assign you a mission. Yes, I said it. A mission. Now, don't be so excited, stranger. It won't be the last. Just, look for places where pretty, pink, and glittery stuff is sold. I know you go to those places regularly. teehee. Yes, I know. I have qualities of a detective. It's just that, stranger, you're letters are so long and exotic, and they leave so much for me to imagine. I can tell already that you not only like looking for antiques in your free time, but that you've taken up knitting recently, drive a hybird, love Disney's 'Sleeping Beauty', and go to musicals regularly.

I know, I know. How do I do it, you ask? I have no idea. It's a mystery to me too. I think it's all those Nora Roberts novels.

Well, I'm off to sharpen my clue finding skills.

Still-tired-of-writing-sincerelly-yours,

strange stranger.

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear Very Strange,

You're weird. I mean, boy, are you weird. Did you by any chance get to see the game on wednesday? Unbelievable, right?

I do not go to pink, frilly, glittery places. (that's only sometimes.)

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Stranger,

ffjfhsdsfdsds.

HUMOR!

too mortified to even write anything remotely witty,

dead stranger.

oh, my. we've killed Sakura. (this is like, my first attempt at intentional humor. XD I hope this was like, at least slightly funny.) review!

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.