Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

It's not that shocking...right?

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Comedian,

haha! That was nice. Good to see you have a sense of humor! Unless you made someone write that for you. Hm. ANOTHER THEORY! (can I possibly test this somehow? Hm...)

YES! I saw the game! Dude, the play Naruto made was teh shiznit. We totally won because of him. What a cutie! hehe. Sasuke made most of the points, but blondie totally gave us the game! I've never seen such a mad pass. Did you see how crazy everyone went? Too bad it started raining though. The uniforms got all dirty and nasty. blegh.

I am not weird. I act weird. haha. My facial features are in no way odd. Or atleast...I think so. Bwahahaha. I probably sound conceited. oops.

I don't know if you're into this or not, you know, boys. (you better not be, how are we supposed to fall in love? That would make things very complicated. hehe.) Anyway, did you see how good they looked? Dah-yem. I'd TAP THAT! Neji and Sasuke are most defineatly the hottest. meow.

Ok. My hand hurts already. bye bye, darlin'.

currently feeling hot and steamy,

flustered teenager.

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear Pervert,

I noticed that alot of you girls seem to like Sasuke alot. Hm. I don't really care. I am not gay. That was one time, and I swear I didn't like it. (I'd tap him too. jeez, that sounds odd. blagh.)

I am only gay for myself. (-slaps self on the ass-. oh yeah, I like that don't I?)

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

haha! (-slaps you on the ass too-) SPANK IT! OH YEEAAHHHHH. What I feel, is sexxxuallll.

meow,

stranger.

Oh my! Mention of sasuke! Don't worry guys, lol, they won't be meeting any time soon. hehe, sasuke's on crack. -evil laugh insert- I know he seems a little...out of character, but remember, this IS an AU fic. Meaning, no dead parents and all. anyway, i got an LJ! Or atleast...I got back on it. lol. add me! I only have one friend. goes into deppression the link is on my profile, just click on homepage. :P Please review!

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.