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To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.


-is spanked- Don't be getting any ideas, young lady.

(Naruto only made one touchdown. The crowd was just way too dramatic and pumped up on popcorn to notice every other point gain.)


To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.


Dear Sexy Stranger,

I was not high on popcorn! I swear! (my stupid captian doesn't let me eat any sweets but damnit I will rebel.) Ha!

Ofcourse you're not gay. -cough- No one said you were. I don't care if you are either way, I'll convert you, hehe. Don't you worry darlin', I'll come save you either way. There is nothing that can keep you from me! (I'm not stalking you, I swear. haha.)

plotting to stalk,

Stranger.


To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.


Dear Stalker,

ok...now that's just odd.

still not gay.


To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.


Dear Psychiatrist,

ohmai. I seem to be in a predicament. There's this boy, right? He says he likes me. Problem is, I have absolutely no idea who he is. He swears that we've talked like..twice. But I would have remembered those eyebrows!! Dude. No way. He's pretty cute and all, but just...-shivers- I kind of feel like I have stalker now. Which, is kind of flattering. It was just weird how he...I don't know, I guess you could call it an introduction but jumping infront of someone and declaring their love for that said person to the whole freaking hallway is not a very...comfortable way to meet someone.

What do I doooo? I can't ignore him! That would be too mean! He was so nice and all...a little creepy...but nice.

kind of freaked out,

stranger.


To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.


If I'm correct in who I think it is (it's not like there's not that many eyebrows like that) then...you're screwed.

enough said.


well, Sasuke sure put it in a nice way. ohmai! LEE! hehe, please review!

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.