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To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.


Awww…don't say that! How do you know he's not a very sweet boy? I mean…he's…odd…I'll give you that but…yeah, ok, lost cause. He talked to me today, and the other players were all laughing. I don't know why though, I mean, it's not like they're any better. Hotter maybe, but not better. So, I got kind of ticked. You better not have been one of them!

His name is Rock Lee. Which is…fitting. He is buff as a rock. I'll give him that. Mwahahaha. I like my men with muscles. Hehe.

Toodles,

Secret-mysterious-stalker.


To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.


Well, I know who he is, and no, I was \not a part of the evil-laughing group. Not that I care, either way. You should be glad I wasn't there; I would have known your identity.


To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.


Well, oddly enough…I don't think I would that too much. Yeah, okay, I said it.

feeling weird,

suddenly-not-so-mysterious-anymore.


To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.


Dear Weirdo,

Now, isn't that odd? I seem to clearly remember a certain letter, I don't know…oh wait! It's right next to me…let's see…dear stranger…blah…blah…bored…wants…blah…never meeting…there we go. I don't know if I'm wrong or not, but wouldn't that be the end of this letter thing? Just asking out of curiosity, of course.


To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.


Dear Sir,

Yeah, of course. Blame me. Jeez! So maybe I've had a change of heart. I'm not saying that I want to meet you or anything. All I'm saying is that if it were to happen, I wouldn't absolutely freak out.

Don't tell me you don't like replying to these! You wouldn't bother doing so if you didn't care. I won't believe you if you say otherwise. –letter glare-

Trying to be intimidating,

Me.


To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.


Dear you,

I'm not denying anything. Trust me, I wouldn't have replied if these weren't interesting. Ha, there, I surprised you again. Heh.


To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.


Dear suspense,

Wow…I sure didn't expect that.

Dun dun,

dun.


yeah, I know guys. Sorry for the late update! It was finals week and I had to turn in my laptop to the tech dude to clean up a virus. Well, here it is. Expect more this weekend. anyway, I know it was much more intense than the usual jokes, but it was a necessary part of the story. Please review!

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.