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To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Bipolar,
You have problems.
Seriously. Not normal.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Aww, thanks! Too nice. That's what my mom keeps telling me, but I think she's just trying to make me feel better. Any solution to my thoughts is good, kaythnx.
So, what are you doing weekend? Are you going to the game? I have to go, unfortunately. (I say that because I know were going to lose. Duh. I mean, were going against Suna here. That's like saying Spiderman doesn't get thong wedgies in that costume. Impossible.) Maybe I'm pessimistic, but as good as you guys are there's no way you can beat them. Unless…you prove me wrong. Mwahahaha.
not very hopeful,
blah.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Blah,
Bring it on.
Bring
It
ON.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Oh-it's-been-brung,
What do you want to bet against? That you'll win? HA!
Keep dreaming. You guys only try in the finals, and you lose again. Only a couple of days are left, we'll see.
Don't be too confident though, you won't win.
Start thinking about what you want to bet, I'm going to want a good prize.
I've-already-won,
Wee. (sweet victory, is mine.)
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Hallucinating,
If we win, you tell me your name. If we lose, I'll give mines.
What do you say, agreed? You have any balls? hm?
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
No, I don't have balls. I'm a girl, remember? Le sigh.
But fine, I agree.
Still-confident,
Winner.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
We'll see.
It's not going to be any different if I win. I always do, anyway.
Two more days. I'll be expecting a reply.
Haha! Who's going to win?! Suspense. Review with your opinion, and tune in to see who it'll be.
Until Next Time,
Darkofthenight.
