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To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Wipe Your Mouth,
That made me laugh. Surprisingly.
Or not.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Ego,
Puh-lease. Don't flatter yourself. You still don't know who I am. And that's all that matters. So now, I know what you're doing like some freaky stalker and know details that you don't! Like, today, when you pushed Kiba in practice, Naruto took a picture of your purple (snake theme, wtf?) boxers. Ino had a spasm when she was forwarded the picture and now it's going around blogs. You've done a good deed. Fangirls all around the world are satisfied.
Sorting my stalking photos,
Bwahahaha.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Maniac,
Are you serious?
I knew it would happen anyway, I did the same thing to Naruto. Only he wasn't wearing boxers. –snicker-
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Evil,
Haha! You're horrible. –smile-
Did he do anything specifically to make you want to flash his pale butt cheeks? They're cut and all, but, ugh, he needs sun desperately. My friend loved them though! Spank that ass. Hahaha!
Staring oddly,
Why is his butt so pale?
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear I don't know,
Well, gee, let me ask him. So Naruto, "don't you tan your behind? It's a necessary staple in the creepy writer's life, thus, it should be a part of yours." The only response I would get would be a, "huh?" Then I'd have to punch him, and retake another shot.
I don't know why I did it. He's too stupid to handle, I guess. Pay back for his lack of class attention.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear I-wouldn't-like-to-be-your-student,
Don't you tutor him though? Shouldn't he be a bit…brighter by now? Wow, you sure give punishments.
Dayum, long letter from before. I guess I'm rubbing off on you. -nudge nudge-
Trying to comprehend,
Your teaching skillz.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Don't Bother Trying,
Exactly. He's my student.
(it's like he has allergies for correct spelling.)
Sorry for the late update guys! I've been going to the beach, a lot, lately. Haha, living in Miami and being on vacation until August is awesome.
Until Next Time,
Darkofthenight.