Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Aw! You are so mean! He could be doing it to get free publicity. You know, to get more girls interested in his chalky white booty. (hey, it could happen.)
For all we know, he's probably this genius that's destined to find the cure for cancer, develop a floating toilet, and flying boats. (wtf, flying boats) I 'lol' at myself. hahahaha)
Flying boats,
Ftw.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear What?
Why is l33t so hard to understand?
Ai d0n't Kn0 whY LOL.
Ftw,
Wai aM i wRiTin a ClOsin?
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Um…
Ftw. Weirdo. Do you have an AIM? You must have experience to write that crap. I have one, haha: forloveofpink.
Aim me! Hahahaha.
Expecting a request,
Latur.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Aim-a-holic,
Yeah, no, I don't have an AIM. Or any form of internet communication. I only know that horrible writing style (is it even one?) from Naruto. I should give him your screen name just for the hell of it. –evil laugh-
Yeah, ok, that felt odd.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Odd Thing,
Haha, go ahead! I already have him added. Bwahahahahaha. He has no idea you're writing to me though, considering he must have 300 plus friends. Sneaky, aren't I?
Is a fox,
Meow.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Who Cares,
Whatever. I can figure it out on my own. I don't need a blond to help me.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear M'Kay,
Surreeeeee…what ever you say! Don't lie to me, I know you're dying to know who I am! However, my little kitty, you don't have that privilege! It's a mystery puzzle that you must solve, and you're not even close! I saw how you tried talking to Yuka with small hints. Did you think she'd come out and go, "WRITING BUDDY!"
Hell no. I'm not that loud. (or that ugly, -shiver-)
Lalalala,
My hair is getting really long. Hmm.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Oh-Thank-Heavens,
You better not be that ugly. That face should be illegal. It's like a screaming 'WARNING' sign. Yes, I know that's mean. Too bad.
Really, long hair?
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Detective,
Yep. Really long! Oh and sasu-booger, no I am not Karin, so stop asking her if she knows where to find girly pens. Sheesh.
You suck,
At detective skillz.
Hehe, poor Sasuke. He sucks at playing detective. Hopefully it's a bit longer than usual. Review!
Until Next Time,
Darkofthenight.