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To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Stranger,
Could you have made this any harder for me? Geez, drop some hints or something. I don't know, a bra on the floor maybe?
-just…include the name!
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Sasuke,
Ugh, fine. Well, anyway…I kind of have to tell you something but yeah okay I think you're going to kill me. Ehem. That'll have to wait though, because, guess what?! I know! Mid-terms are over! Oh my god!! HAHAHAH.
Ok.
Fine.
I'll tell you.
Did you…by any chance…knowthatNarutoknow'swhoIam? Isn't that hilarious?!
Hehehehe,
Me.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Accomplice,
I'll kill him.
-a bra with no name still doesn't help. Kinky…but doesn't help.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Sasuke,
Don't kill the poor boy! I saw him limping in school yesterday, and I don't think that's very fair. I mean, he was grinning, but still…not fair.
Haha, I talked to him first. Bwahahaha. You mentioned he had an AIM, so I told him who I was and he said you mentioned something about me…let me see if I remember...oh yes! You said I was a psychotic, possibly bi-polar, little girl.
…
…
…
Thank you!
-sniff-
That's the best compliment I've ever heard!
You're so nice,
Me.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Who Ever You Are,
I was only slightly rough with him. He didn't give me anything. Little brat. Nothing would burst this kid.
What did you do? Did you promise him an endless supply of ramen bowls or something? A chance to pass the grade? A date with a girl? Some way to grow 3 inches taller? Endless supply of tanning for his butt?
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Yeah-no,
That is for me to know, and for you to never find out.
Slightly rough? He had like 30 bruises! You're very rude. I had to give him a nice kiss on his boo-boo's to make them feel better. Ok, there, now feel jealous. Hehe.
Don't think you'll see me with him in school though, haha, he's forbidden to approach me. Teehee.
What? Did you think I'd make this easy? No wayyyy. You're not supposed to know who I am, remember?
Anyway, even if I offered him all those things he wouldn't have accepted it. I gave him something much better. Ha! You have to try and be creative, sasuke.
Toodles,
Hehehe.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear You,
I don't want to be a painter, writer, or musician. So, yeah, no creativity needed.
I don't get jealous.
Do you want him to die?
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Sasuke,
-gasp- Why would I ever ask for anyone's harm? Me? Poor little old me? Never. I am hurt that you would ever consider that a part of my intentions.
I only want him to suffer a little bit.
Ehem,
Bah bai!
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
You are a sadistic, evil, conniving little girl.
Don't make me mentally hug you.
-what did you get in your mid-terms? I aced. Naturally, of course.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Awww,
Awwwwww! Let's have an ink hug! –spotchy hug- There. I drew us and everything.
I aced it too, smarty. Ha!
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear ew-letter-to-letter-contact,
No offense, but…did you have to be faceless? I mean, you're drawing skills would have made you look like a horse anyway.
Are those supposed to be double D breasts? They look like tumors. You better not be Tsunade.
Wow, give me some muscles here (or at least some bones.) I look like a twig. A broken a twig. A run over by a truck twig, or even better, eaten by Chouji.
Gee, thanks.
aw, sasuke's feelings are hurt.
you guys are so awesome! thank you so much for the feedback, anyway, the first reviewer to give review 100 gets the next chapter dedicated to them! Also, on my profile I've posted two story ideas that I'd like you guys to decide on. The sequel to Dear Stranger can be that, a spin off, or a simple sequel with just these two. Or I could do both on the profile, haha! it's up to you guys to choose! The poll is up on my profile, also. if you have any questions, about anything, just PM me. Don't hesitate to ask me! well, toodles guys, please review.
Until Next Time,
darkofthenight.