this is the continuation of the previous 'ways to annoy edward cullen'
more ways to annoy Edward Cullen
get Bella to ask him random questions that he couldn't answer
make Bella ask him how if he was a virgin before he met Bella,record him saying it and play it back over and over again
make him paranoid about jessica stanley stalking him everywhere he goes
give him big boxes with nothing inside them for his birthday
give his cars to charity
forbid him to buy anymore cars
make charlie confiscate his drivings licence
make carlisle disown him on april fools day
make him think that he has a special date with bella never let bella come to it
dare him to eat a bucket full of worms so he can get his cars back
make him promise that he would never read somebody else's mind
tell charlie that edward's been with bella every night for the past 2 years
buy him a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that every time he decides to open it it falls out, in clear view of the school
spread bella's blood all over his car air freshener and on the air conditioner
call him a pervert because he likes to watch bella sleep
tell him that bella is pregnant and mike newton is the father
buy him a dog and call it jacob
call him an really old pervert
give him really annoying nicknames like 'eddy'
volunteer him for a blood drive
go to the cinema with him while driving really really slowly
give him a massive list why werewolves are cooler than he is
make bella wear a team jacob shirt
tell him to get a tan
tell him that he has eye bags so therefore needs sleep
run over his volvo with bella's chevy and blame her
tell him felix eloped with bella when she said she was 'buying a present for renesmee'
ask him why he glitters and ignore his answer and ask him again
put glitter all over yourself and say 'look at me! i'm edward! and i'm better than the real one!'
make a fake bella diary with 'i love jacob' written on all the pages
smear blood all over bella while she's asleep and blame the ghost of victoria was trying to kill her
poke him with a big steel rod that it actually hurts him