Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.

This chapter is dedicated to the awesome loveless kunoichi! You rock, darling! Thanks to all my other reviewers too, I'm in so much shock from the great response this story is getting!

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: hi sakura!

Forloveofpink: hei thar Naru!

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: he has like nooooo idea who it is LOL

forloveofpink: keep it that way, naruto! Impending death will come to you…!

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: hehe ill be careful

Forloveofpink: you know who's scarier, and it isn't him. –wink-

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: haha i knooooo

Forloveofpink: I'm really bored lol.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: ughhhh me 2 it suks but i think bastards comin over

Forloveofpink: haha, make sure he doesn't see this then!

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: lol

Forloveofpink: did you pass the midterms? Wasn't sasuke tutoring you?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: yea i passed but bearli LOL

Forloveofpink: you should have had me tutor you! –smiley face-

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: i wish! Oh great sakura haruno. u can do it all!

Forloveofpink: bow down to me, darling.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: oh yes master!

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: crap gtg!

Forloveofpink: what? Why?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff has signed off at 2:34 PM.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff has signed on at 2:47 PM.

Forloveofpink: naruto? Are you there?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: I can't believe it's you.

Forloveofpink: ….?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: It's Sasuke.

Forloveofpink: haha, LMAO. Cut the crap, Naru, this isn't funny. –smiley face-

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: hahaha LOL damnit, i thought i got you

Forloveofpink: manwhore, you are evil. –smiley face-

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: 4real thou get off cuz hes in the house now so..

Forloveofpink: oooohh, gotcha!

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: bye sakura-chan!

Forloveofpink: bye naru! Torture him some more for me -smiley face- -smiley face- -smiley face-

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: lol count on it –evil face-

Forloveofpink has signed off at 2:54 PM.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sasuke,

How was your fun weekend with Naruto? The little man whore totally played a prank on me, haha, I was totally scared out of my wits. Woo! Glad that was cleared up. –dries up sweat- I've had the most uninteresting weekend my whole life.

Thank goodness there wasn't any school today though! Let's all give a yay for free Monday's. Bwahahahaha. Free school days are usually awesome, aren't they? Well, darling, I'll be sending this out soon. Reply quickly! Haha.

Sincerely yours,

Me.

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear Boredom,

Close call, huh? What happened? It sounds interesting.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sasuke,

Blah, he acted like you. Haha, I was sure surprised…then I realized, he wouldn't even bother to type on AIM. He'd send me some angry letter. Hehe, I know you too well already. I'm Nancy Drew, remember? Clues give everything out, darling. I hope your improving your detective skills.

Toodles,

Me.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: why didnt u go 2 school 2day?

Fortheloveofpink: I felt a little bad Naruto. I'm better now.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: aw ok im glad ur fine!

Fortheloveofpink: haha, thanks! I'm a little weirded out though…Sasuke hasn't replied to any of the letters.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: what do u mean

Fortheloveofpink: it's been a day. I should have gotten it. We live close to each other, so the post office guy always brings it the next day.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: oooh that's weird i guess

Fortheloveofpink: exactly. I'm a little surprised, heh. He's probably busy.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: he was odd in skool

Fortheloveofpink: yeah? He was?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: yea he kept lookin around

Fortheloveofpink: haha, that's really weird.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: yea he was all emo an stuff

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff has signed off at 6:23 PM.

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear Sakura,

Well, I'm certainly surprised.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sasuke,

Well, you're not very blunt darling. Going up to me in school and poking me in the ribs sure isn't a way to introduce yourself formally. Well, I guess this is goodbye? Haha, kidding. Well, I don't have anything else to say…so…I guess, I'll see you in the next letter?

(oh, and tell me, darling, how did you find out?)

Haha! Surprise! Bwahaha, please review. Only two more chapters left. The next is the ending, and then the epilogue. How sad.

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.