Ways to annoy jacob black
Treat him like a real dog
Yell "Here Jacob!! Come on, boy!" whenever you need him
Tell him he needs a shampoo for fleas
Buy him a vampire costume for Halloween
Give him doggy treats for lunch
Sing ' who let the dogs out' every time you see him
Tell him his motorcycle and cat looks gay
Give him a chew toy for Christmas
Ask him bella and edward's wedding date
Ask him if he has rabies
If he growls at you, tell him that's one of the symptoms of rabies
Accidentally call him kitty
Make bella invite him to a movie about vampires without him knowing
Ask him if he wants to sparkle like Edward frequently
Steal all his sweatpants
Make paul marry Rebecca so that he would annoy him to death
Make paul join his pack
Tell him that leah imprinted on him
Call him a pervert for imprinting on renesmee
Tell him that he looks better pale, like vampires
Ask him why his hair is so gay
Pour glitter on him while he's sleeping and tell him 'why are you impersonating Edward?'
Tell him that he's a giant freak
Tell him that he has a fever for having such a high temperature
Tell him he needs to go to a vet
Ask him if he could sign a picture of himself but give him edward's and run away
Tell him that he's not as strong as Edward
Make bella ignore him for a whole year
Put fake fur all over his room and tell him he has some sort of werewolf disease
Tell him renesmee doesn't love him
Invite loads of vampires in his house
Call him 'almighty alpha' every time you see him
Ask him why he's so tall and walk away
Give him a special collar with his name on it
Tell him he's showing off his man boobs when he isn't wearing a top
Tell him that renesmee ran off with seth
Tell him Jessica Stanley thinks he's hot and she's stalking him
Take the mickey out of his name
Tell him really bad dog jokes
Call him 'dog' in every language that you know and ask him if he appreciates it
If he doesn't, cry and tell him that he's mean and Edward is better than him
Make love poems and send them to Edward signed by Jacob
Tell him that leah's pregnant and he's the father
Tell him you won't give anymore treats when he swears again
Tell him that Edward's practically his dead so he needs to respect him
Make Rosalie make friends with him
Trap him in a room filled with vampires
Ask him if he has a tail when he is human
Hide renesmee and tell him you don't know where she is
If he gets angry at you, tell him that alice took her shopping
If he comes back angry, quickly get renesmee and tell him she was there all along
Tell him paul wants to elope with him
Poke him with a liquid nitrogen coated stick
Make up a werewolf myth and tell him it's true
Tell him he smells and walk away
Tell him 'long hair doesn't suit you, tsk, tsk'
Call him ' a tall, muscular, flagpole'
Tell him he's responsible for every accident bella has ever had
Pluck out his eyebrows one by one
Say renesmee's dead
If he finds out, tell him it was renesmee's idea
If he doesn't believe you tell him its april fool's day
When he argues that it's not april fool's day, show a calendar that you made earlier to prove that it's april fools day to you everyday
Tell him that alice could see his future and it's not looking well