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This chapter is dedicated to elizabeth.sama, fuga, and pureazure because I don't think I've ever laughed so hard for any other reviewers. I love you guys! Thanks so much to everyone else who reviewed, because you're just plain awesome.

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2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: Sakura.

Forloveofpink: Yeah, Naruto?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: It's Sasuke.

Forloveofpink: oh. Yeah, Sasuke?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: Why didn't you come to school again?

Forloveofpink: I didn't feel good…? –smiley face-

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: That's not working this time. You're avoiding me.

Forloveofpink: Why are you using Naruto's AIM? Isn't he home?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: I cannot disclose his location.

Forloveofpink: you didn't knock him unconscious, did you?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: I can't give you any information, Sakura. I'd have to kill you.

Forloveofpink: Yep, he's unconscious.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: Yes.

Forloveofpink: I'm not avoiding you. I'm just…wary of the school…

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: You're avoiding me.

Forloveofpink: Yes.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: Sakura…

Forloveofpink: Which reminds me…

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2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: You can only avoid me so long, Sakura.

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2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: Screw this.

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2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: Ok!

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2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff has signed off at 4: 52 PM.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sasuke,

I'm not avoiding you. It just so happens that suddenly…there's a cold going around! Yes! You should be very wary. It's deadly. Achoo. See? I'm even letter sneezing. Disinfect before you read please. Well, I've already sprayed more perfume on it…that could be why I letter sneezed. Or I could have not sneezed at all and you'd have no way of knowing. Oh…the mystery of it all!

Don't tell me I'm avoiding you Mr. I-haven't-sent-any-more-letters. What? You think now that you know me you have less of a need to write? HA! You wish. This will NEVER stop. You could be standing right next to me, and you'd still need to write. It's a necessary part of life. You know, letting go of emotions?

You can get emotionally constipated if you don't. You'd be farting emotions all around, and you wouldn't even know it. You'd have to buy an emotional toilet, and then take emotional seltzer. Don't you see how complicated emotional constipation is? It's even worse than real constipation. –emotional poopie- oops. I gots to go, hun.

Ugh,

Constipated.

To: 1854 Konoha Dr.

From: 2365 Konoha Rd.

Dear Sakura,

I did reply! Don't tell me you didn't get it. It was my longest letter to date.

A stranger better not have gotten it.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear HAHAHA,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That. Is. Priceless.

I hope some old fart got it, just so you learn to check the address twice before you send something.

What did it say anyway?

(Aren't you glad we have that week vacation? How fun!)

sincerelly yours,

Sakura. (wow, i've never used my name...-shiver-)

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sakura,

It didn't have anything important. Stupid things.

(oh, joy.)

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sasuke,

You should be glad my neighbor got it and didn't read it.

Well, I read it.

You're so sweet honey-bun! I'm kind of in mental shock hun, so I'll have to keep this short.

-heart rate-,

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Don't act so surprised, you evil thing. It's not normal to have your thoughts, not normal.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff has signed on at 8:09 AM.

Forloveofpink: Is this Naruto, or Sasuke?

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: Here, I'll use periods and capitals to help you figure it out.

Forloveofpink: hey Sasuke!

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff: You better go to school today. You have one hour.

Forloveofpink: -le sigh- You're so aggressive, darling.

2sexxy4urshirtsotakeitoff has signed off at 8:12 AM.

Forloveofpink: -gasp- How rude!

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Forloveofpink: shut up, idiot. I know.

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Forloveofpink has signed off at 8:14 AM.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sasuke,

I think you got the point across.

But…darling…next time, don't plant a big ol' smackeroo on me in the middle of the hallway. It kind of…attracts attention. You know? We have to be silent deadly ninja's, and that's just not the way to go.

Do it in the closet on floor 3B, across the door from that abandoned bathroom. Ten o'clock.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Yes, m'am.

Understood. Mission in the clear, over.

To: 2365 Konoha Rd.

From: 1854 Konoha Dr.

Dear Sasuke,

You're a good boy.

Now, bow. BOW I TELL YOU, BOW!

Ahhh! It's done! Haha, I hope it did nottt disappoint! Only the epilogue is left. I'll probably add little oneshots now and then, but it's basically over for this one. Do you guys want a sequel? Haha, it's up to you! Tell me in the reviews please, and also, add if you'd like some dialogue, instead of just the letters. Please review. Oh, and a smackeroo is a kiss, haha, so yes, he did kiss her. Muah!

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.