Ways to annoy bella swan

Get Edward to dump her

Blame her and her bad luck for every disaster in the world

Cut off all her hair

Pretend you didn't know and mention that Edward doesn't like bald women

Dye her hair strawberry blonde

Then call her ginger

Then accuse her for impersonating Tanya

Get Edward to tell her that he's running away with Jacob

Get Emmett to point and laugh at her

Get Charlie to go out with Rosalie

Get Charlie to call Edward 'edmund' all the time

Get Edward to call her Isabella everytime they see each other

Tell her that jane is stalking her

If she doesn't believe you, dress like jane and hide inside her closet until she believes you

If that doesn't work, get the real jane and hypnotise her so she tells bella that she is stalking her

Break her window so it wouldn't open then Edward can't come in

Get Emmett to keep on poking her

Make Rosalie to glare at her

Make her believe that Edward can read her mind

And tell her that Edward heard her when she was thinking of mike

Tell her Emmett heard her and Edward making out

Then make Emmett talk about every time when Charlie comes round the cullens

Make Charlie look at her weirdly after over hearing about the jokes of Emmett about bella's sex life

Tell her Edward has an affair with Jessica Stanley

Tell her angela weber is actually a witch and she came to forks because she's bella's long lost ancestor

If she doesn't believe you, make up a family tree signed by angela

Tell her Tanya is going to murder her because she stole Edward from her

Tell her Edward prefers Tanya but he's just hanging out with her because he really wants to eat her

Steal all of her clothes and replace them with lacy and silky lingerie

Lock charlotte and her in a room after charlotte's had sprite and chocolate buttons

Change her number plate to 'K1UTZ4EV3R'

Make the garbage men accidentally bin her truck

Tell her that her trig teacher fancies her

If she doesn't believe you, get Edward to tell her it's true, as he can read everyone's minds

Give her loads of presents on her birthday

Make her find out that Edward is having an affair with Emmett

Ask her about the sex talk she had with Charlie

Give her a helmet, knee pads, elbow pads and a bullet proof vest for her birthday

tell her felix wants to have babies with her

tell her leah imprinted on her

ask her why she's such a klutz and walkaway

make her join a walking and runnning training

tell her that aro fancies her