Ways to annoy alice cullen
Graffiti her Porsche so it looks so bad
Then take it for a spin and let a police confiscate it
Fill a room with loads of werewolves so she can't see the future
Don't ever go shopping with her when she asks if anyone wants to come with her to do some shopping
Tell her that the bella's wedding was really crap and they should sue the wedding planner
Tell her Rosalie and Emmett were planning to have another wedding but wouldn't let her help because bella's wedding was crap
Mistake her for a five year old and say 'run along little one, go play in your sand box'
Ask her about the future every minute
Tell her that she's a bad fortune teller
Burn all the clothes that she bought for the cullens and say 'they are so disgusting, the person who bought them must have been drunk'
Ask her to go shopping with you, but don't seem to find what you're looking
Then tell her you hate shopping
When she gets annoyed or mad, throw a fit
Then tell everyone that she's harassing you by making you go with her
When she tells you that you asked her, shout ' now she's twisting my words and blaming me!!! waaahhhh!!!'
If she suggests something, tell her it's not your type
Give all her clothes to charity
Then forbid her from buying any clothes
Make Jacob follow every where she goes so she can't see the future
Tell her that Edward and bella are going to get married and las vegas
Get all of her money and credit cards
Then hold it up above your head and say ' reach for it shortie'
Walk around wearing the most appalling clothes you could ever find
When she asks you what you're doing, tell her that it's the newest fashion
When she tells you it's not, tell her that 'you're not very good on predicting the future'
If she has a vision, take a picture of her, eyes wide, open mouthed
Tell her that she's as tall as oompa loompas
Then tell her you hate oompa loompa's
Ask her if she's related to them
If she says no, say ' you shouldn't be ashamed of your family alice. Tsk, tsk.'
Call her a midget all the time
Ask her about your future then change your mind loads of times
Tell her jasper is cheating on her
Tell jasper wants to go back to maria because she's too short for her
Give her tarot card for her birthday
Then tell her that they are better than her predictions
Laugh and point at her and say 'midget, leprechaun, gypsy, vampire!'
Take her to a roller coaster that she's too short for
Say you're sorry then go on the ride, leaving her
After the ride, tell her you had the time of your life and she should have been there
Tell aro that alice wanted to join the volturi after all
When aro comes to get her, give her willingly and say 'she's too short for a our family, she's yours'
Let aro consider this and say 'yeah she is too short for the volturi too. I take it back, I won't have her unless she grows'
Ask her your future but don't make decision so she can't see it
Kiss jasper right in front of her
Dress renesmee in a bin bag
Decide that you're gonna kill someone and ask her about your future
