Ways to annoy alice cullen

Graffiti her Porsche so it looks so bad

Then take it for a spin and let a police confiscate it

Fill a room with loads of werewolves so she can't see the future

Don't ever go shopping with her when she asks if anyone wants to come with her to do some shopping

Tell her that the bella's wedding was really crap and they should sue the wedding planner

Tell her Rosalie and Emmett were planning to have another wedding but wouldn't let her help because bella's wedding was crap

Mistake her for a five year old and say 'run along little one, go play in your sand box'

Ask her about the future every minute

Tell her that she's a bad fortune teller

Burn all the clothes that she bought for the cullens and say 'they are so disgusting, the person who bought them must have been drunk'

Ask her to go shopping with you, but don't seem to find what you're looking

Then tell her you hate shopping

When she gets annoyed or mad, throw a fit

Then tell everyone that she's harassing you by making you go with her

When she tells you that you asked her, shout ' now she's twisting my words and blaming me!!! waaahhhh!!!'

If she suggests something, tell her it's not your type

Give all her clothes to charity

Then forbid her from buying any clothes

Make Jacob follow every where she goes so she can't see the future

Tell her that Edward and bella are going to get married and las vegas

Get all of her money and credit cards

Then hold it up above your head and say ' reach for it shortie'

Walk around wearing the most appalling clothes you could ever find

When she asks you what you're doing, tell her that it's the newest fashion

When she tells you it's not, tell her that 'you're not very good on predicting the future'

If she has a vision, take a picture of her, eyes wide, open mouthed

Tell her that she's as tall as oompa loompas

Then tell her you hate oompa loompa's

Ask her if she's related to them

If she says no, say ' you shouldn't be ashamed of your family alice. Tsk, tsk.'

Call her a midget all the time

Ask her about your future then change your mind loads of times

Tell her jasper is cheating on her

Tell jasper wants to go back to maria because she's too short for her

Give her tarot card for her birthday

Then tell her that they are better than her predictions

Laugh and point at her and say 'midget, leprechaun, gypsy, vampire!'

Take her to a roller coaster that she's too short for

Say you're sorry then go on the ride, leaving her

After the ride, tell her you had the time of your life and she should have been there

Tell aro that alice wanted to join the volturi after all

When aro comes to get her, give her willingly and say 'she's too short for a our family, she's yours'

Let aro consider this and say 'yeah she is too short for the volturi too. I take it back, I won't have her unless she grows'

Ask her your future but don't make decision so she can't see it

Kiss jasper right in front of her

Dress renesmee in a bin bag

Decide that you're gonna kill someone and ask her about your future