Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.
Notes: I couldn't resist!-evil laugh- I had to clear up some stuff, and so I figured I'd do a little extra treat. I'll probably do this every couple of months or so. If I have too many of them ideeahz I'll post up a DS collection.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Sasuke,
Have you spoken to Naruto yet? I know you're standing right next to me, and will you stop reading what I write? Why would I send it in the firssdjadsdnamsttttttijdads place.
You ruined my pretty cursive,
Man whore.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
I wanted the pen, and you had it. Simple as that.
I talk to Naruto every day, unfortunately. Why would I need to do it once again?
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Sasuke,
He's been asking me how to do this whole letter thing!
….
Yeah, I know. He needs help with stamps or something. I think he feels left out.
-snort-
It's called a letter,
And stamps.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Common logic has never really been his forte.
Did you explain that you needed paper, a pen and or pencil, an envelope…oh…and an address?
-sigh-
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Stampy,
You forgot the stamps, darling. Those are important too. I don't think he has an address to send it to. He's asking me for one.
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….
A chance to play matchmaker!
Wheeee,
Weeeeeeeeee!
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
This won't turn out well.
It won't.
It just wont.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Pessimist,
I played my own match-maker! It may have turned out horrible, and I'm contemplating suicide regularly but I was successful.
Ha,
HA!
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
You're only contemplating suicide regularly? I thought it was every ten minutes…?
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Darn. I must try harder.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Over-Lord,
I'll let him figure it out on his own. I'm not his mother. I'm his mother's mother's mother.
Lawl, that confused me.
Whee,
Confussiioon.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Always Confused,
Why are you always confused?
…
Stop asking me for my detective skills. You won't ever know them.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Please,
It's been months! I haven't even figured it out yet! Wth! Dude, way too smooth.
-admires- You're so COOOLL!! Oh my god, -fan girls-.
You know you were dying for me to do that, okay! Now, go punch your chest and make gorilla noises.
P.S: Have you gotten the new Coldplay CD yet?
-swoon-
Just because I'm lossinggg,
Doesn't mean I'm loosttttt.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Yeah, I got it last night. Anyway, why are you so forgetful? I told you how it happened!
Doesn't mean I'll stop,
Doesn't mean I would cross.
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear sasuke,
All you said was: -manly voice- "It was by AIM, moron." That really didn't help my out at all.
Sorry,
Babe.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Dear Sakura,
It was in the first AIM, moron.
-sigh-
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Dear Sasuke,
Oh. Well, you didn't add that one word! If you had:
I wouldn't have been as confused.
I wouldn't have been called a moron two more times, moron.
Ai wudent hab gatten ma feelinez hert.
Meeny,
U 2 rood.
To: 1854 Konoha Dr.
From: 2365 Konoha Rd.
Eim sarry.
Phorgeeve mii?
To: 2365 Konoha Rd.
From: 1854 Konoha Dr.
Ohkei!
Iilajuu!
Bai,
Sasugay!
Ha! Sorry, I couldn't resist….! Please review, I'd like to know if I should make a collection of these or stop right here. Haha. (Also…if there's hints of a sequel…meybee. Ai dunnooo. Bwahahaha.) Also, the lyrics I used were from Coldplay's new album Viva la Vida. It's called 'Lost!' and it's gorrgeeouusss. -swoon-
Until Next Time,
Darkofthenight.