Ways to annoy rosalie hale

Cut her hair off

Offer her a wig but give her a really bad one

Then laugh at her and call her baldy

Let her look in a mirror

Smash it and blame her ugliness for it

Call her ugly

Suggest that she needs a makeover so it wont happen again

Get the cullens to have a vote on who is the most beautiful of them all and get them to not give her any votes

Make bella win the vote even though she's human

Make posters that bella is more beautiful than rosalie and put it everywhere

Put some in her room

Tell her really bad blonde jokes

Get jacob to hang around every time in the cullen house

Then let jacob be really possessive of renesmee

Give her no chance in bonding with renesmee

If she complains, get jacob to tell her that it's essential to be with the person imprinted to be with imprinter all the time

If she doesn't buy it, give her a massive book of quileute tribe myths and legends stuff that you faked and throw it to her

If sh erips it apart, tell her that she's breaking the treaty

Accidentally scratch her M3

Ask her why she's a hale when she's married to Emmett which is a cullen

Blame her for nearly getting edward killed

Make bella not forgive her and keep mentioning that it was her fault

Get everyone ignore her for this

Pay people in school to say 'what is she wearing? Disgusting' whenever she pass by

Tell her she needs anger management

If she gives you the evils tell her 'see, that's what I'm talking about'

Apply her for a job in a garage

If she doesn't want to do it, tell her that she needs to be independent and not rely on carlisle's work

If she still won't, make esme tell her that if she doesn't get a job, they'll kick her out

Send aro a letter that rosalie wants to be his wife

Call her vain all the time

Dare her to wear a t-shirt which says 'I'm vain'

Say ' ewwww… what's that stuff on your face! Eurgh!'

Steal of her clothes and replace them with bin liners

Then tell her that they need to save money so she cant buy any clothes

Make her use them in school

Dress her up as a clown

Tell esme that she wants to join the circus

Make esme give her to the circus and make her say 'you should have told me that you wanted to be in the circus rosalie, that must have been why you are so grumpy all the time'

Take a picture of her reaction

Make alice tell rosalie her future then tell her that she'll end up with mike newton

Tell her that emmett is cheating on her

Tell her that it's bella he's having an affair with

Ask her ' if you and jasper are twins, why is the other one better looking than the other. You look like a peasant beside jasper you know'

If she tries to kill you tell her ' whoa!!!!.... you're even uglier when you're angry!'

Tell her emmett is gay

And he's running away with mike newton

Tell her that alice had a vision that emmett was going to leave her

Make her believe so she'll be extra nice to emmett

Tell her that emmett is leaving her because she's not nice enough to him but she's not nice enough to jacob

So she'd be forced to be nice to jacob and be his slave