Sorry for not updating anything for a while. i've been kind of busy with courseworks and my internet's being really crap. but here you go:)
Ways to annoy Emmett Cullen
Ask him if he's on steroids
Beat him in an arm wrestling tournament
If he wants rematch, don't play him
Tell him he's too weak for you and you'll just kick his butt again
Tell him that Rosalie is going to have another wedding
Tell him that the theme is dress up and he needs to dress up as a dog for the wedding
Tell him that he was beaten by a human klutz now vampire in an arm wrestling
Dare him to not laugh at anything for a week
If he laughs tell Rosalie to break up with him
If he doesn't say 'good job Emmett, now you can do it for a whole month
Kill all the grizzlies so he can't eat his favourite animal
Tell him that Rosalie works part time in a strip club
Invite him to the club while Rosalie is there seducing all the men
Paint his truck pink
Say 'emmett, I didn't know you liked pink'
Then say ' are you gay?'
If he gets angry at you say 'maybe you should get a manlier car or at least change the colour. I mean it's pink!'
If he tries to kill you tell him that you know who did it but take very long to say who it is
Then blame Rosalie as he don't want to hurt her
Tell him he needs a tan to enhance the look of his muscles
Make a fake article that proves what you said is true
Tell him Jacob is more muscular than he is
Stalk him and keep saying 'you know, you look so much like kellan lutz
Then say ' are you his brother?' every time he ignores you
Make a fake telephone bill saying someone has been calling the volturi and blame him for it
Ask him why he did it and accuse him that he's going out with caius
If he denies it and get angry ask him why then say 'being angry just proves I'm right…'
Tell him that Rosalie never loved him and she just saved him because she wanted a servant
If he confronts Rosalie make her lie along with you
When he gets all upset, tell everyone in school to hug him every time they see him
Then make him think that every boy that's hug him are gay and they lurrvvv him
Make those boys be extra nice to him and make really paranoid about them
When he goes all nuts, tell him that he was on a reality tv show called 'how to make Emmett go nuts'
When he starts killing everyone, tell him that it was all Rosalie's idea and he cant do anything about it if he still wants to stay with her
Ask him about his secret girlfriend in front of rosalie
If he says that he doesnt know what you're talking about, show him a fake video of him with a girl
then show it to rosalie and make her nag at emmett