I am an outcast.
Keeper McCormick is up my ass about being a new Angel. I got to have him for a unit leader, so I am going to be with him for the rest of the year (p.s it is November 13, 2010).
God, I feel like a dick. I am making tension between Ken and God, and maybe he will take away Kenny's immortally. But just being with the Angels got him a free house in Heaven.
Say your prayers, little one
Don't forget my son,
To include everyone
The song lyrics thumped in Cartman's head. He felt like head banging. But he didn't want to risk brain damage.
Knock Knock.
I got up answer the door. It was Keeper McCormick. "Hello, Kenny" I said. "Don't call me that anymore, Cartman." Kenny said.
"Well if you're going to be a dick, fuck off!" I said, I was about to shut the door when Ken put his foot in. "Cartman. You fuck off." Said Ken and kicked me in the nuts "What the hell!" I said.
Let the beat down begin.
In the end, I don't know who was worse. But I do know that Kenneth McCormick, set me up.
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
I am in the hospital. I feel like shit. Ken set me straight for a discharge. The low-life, under-handed bitch.
But I got a mission.
I got to break-out and get to God before Kenny.
If I get there first, I will not get discharged and Ken will get sent to Hell for sure.
Little did I know then, someone else would be in the cards today.