I am Stanley Marsh
Smart and cool
School Quarterback
I am as sexy as you could hope to be.
So why the hell am I here? In Hell?
A fucker named God! That's why! I am going to rip him limb for fucking limb! I will drench Heaven in blood! Every Angel will fall before me and call me God and all my friends and family will go home to their rightful place: South Park. But first,
I will have kill God.
No.
I am not killing God.
I AM GOD.
This is just some other asshole begging for a fucked up beating.
God will pay.
He will pay the fine of killing all that is dear to me.
But it is not fully his fault.
First, Kyle died. Then, Kenny died. After that, Cartman died. After THAT my mom died. And then, my father died. He took them from me and once I kill him, his world will begin anew. It will not be Heaven. It will be Sanitarium. And after I am done with God, Lucifer is dead, too for putting me though this shit.
These fuckers will pay for their crimes against me.
They will pay dearly.