CARTMAN:
Kenny can't run! If he goes to God and says that I attacked him first, I got enough shit on him to send him on a one way train to HELL!
But Plan A is going to God. But wait! Oh my God! It's Satan. No! It's not Satan
It's Stan!
WARZONE:
The Easy Angel unit was on the flank and was hit hard by The Badass Demon unit. Guns and lightning bolts were everywhere! The Demons were on the run when the air strike was called. It was accidental. By the time the air strike hit, The Demons were dieing fast and this killed all of them and some Angels.
KEN:
I need to get
to God. If Cartman gets to God first, I am in Hell. God doesn't
like gay people. And if he gets me,
He gets Kyle.
And God knows he hates Kyle.
But I need to get to God and discharge him before a certain fatass. He passed though downtown Heaven and slid though the slimy back alleys and ran though lawns to get to God's office.
I got there first.
And then… BANG! Right in my shoulder. Cartman shot me and was now beating the shit out of me. I can't get up, I am bleeding more blood than water I've drank my entire life.
"You piece of shit, mutherfucker! Trying to beat the shit out of me and blame it on myself! You fucker! I told God! You're going to Hell and so is Kyle!" Cartman was all the while beating me up.
"Cartman. I am gay and I love Kyle. So you're just going to have to fucking deal with it!" Is said to him and then busted the walnuts between hi legs. "Piece of shit" Cartman muttered. "I know you are." I spat back.
Cartman kicked the back of my knee and I dropped instantly. But he was close enough to give an elbow in the face to Cartman in return. And then I got a knee to the back and was punched in the face. I popped him in the stomach and hit his nose with all my force.
A bloody nose got him to stop the shitty fight.
"God!" I yell into the room.
I see Kyle kissing God.
My heart broke in two.
I wanted to die.