Part II
Go in a date with someone if you want to find information
Sam is a harmless innocent young man
People pay a butt load for crap
Insulting a person is a form of art with the Winchesters
When a Winchesters says that your dead when you are asleep, stop breathing
Dean saved Sam, Sam saves Dean
Always trust the guys with the guns
Learn to build shotguns in the sixth grade
Love The Metallicar or die
Trust Winchester for all of your hunting needs
Never say "bloody Mary" 3 times in the mirror
Never let a hot lady in white in your car
Never order pizza in a restaurant because it is just another lame excuse
Take down your Christmas decorations before you get filleted by an angel sent by God.
Obey your dad to get that extra cookie
Be careful when you eat sausage lest you choke to death on it
Never clean chewing gum off the sole of your shoe at the drain
Check the expiry date before you buy tacos
Goofer dust is very important to people that like to sell their souls
Never get violated by a demon tongue
Don't sleep with a werewolf
Vampires just flirt to get what they want
Don't kill any virgin to do a spell
Dude! Dude! Dude!
Soccer is the closest Sam came to becoming a boy
Kids are scary
Local lure sites are ran by guys in trailers with flamingo lawn ornaments
It is okay tip for the pie, even if the waitress is a demon
It's okay to forget the pie if YED takes you to freakin' frontier land, but no other time
Sam has never been unfaithful
If someone wants the last par of shoes you are looking at, and walks behind you to your car for them, just hand over the shoes
If the world does come to an end, the best way to go down is to go down fighting
If you have a rabbit's foot play the scratch offs!
Never let Sam pick the music
Don't look Sam straight in his puppy eye's he'll put you into a trance
Only Dean call's Samuel, Sammy
Salt and paper clips are a must have
Planes are scary
That when trying to escape a Wendigo, run around cussing at it!
Never get an I-pod jack for your car, (especially in a classic car)
Never put wimpy music on your I-pod lest you want it destroyed
The fabric softener teddy bear needs to be hunted down
If you don't look after Dean's car after he is dead, he will haunt your ass
If you are about to die eat as much food as possible
Ruby recycles
Open the door only if the maid has clean towels
Be careful what you wish for
Never douche up Dean's Impala
Never make deals with demons unless it's for a good cause
Because demons are real so are Angels
If you travel with your brother/sister that is the same sex as you, everyone will think that you're gay/lesbian
If you sell your soul, make sure you've got plenty of doggy biscuits for the Hell hound
Faith healers may not be working on behalf of God, they may just have a tamed Reaper
If someone gives you a Christmas wreath made of meadowsweet, throw it away (or give it to someone you don't like)
If you find a lucky rabbits foot, DON'T touch it, pick it up with tongs and burn it!
Sleeping with a weapon under your pillow ISN'T fear, it's precaution
If you are going to have a tattoo, make sure it is of a pentagram
If you like collecting antiques, does that make you gay?
When dealing with a Siren don't kiss it
Teddy Bears are suicidal and nuts
Angels and Hunters are hot!
Self sacrifice is the Winchester way
When your appetite reaches hungry hungry hippos level it's time to consult a hunter before you have to be 'stopped'
Dean is Batman
When someone asks you, "Dude could you be more gay? Don't answer that