They released IT
The weapon that Ken feared
The last resort in the war
It was…
ARMAGEDDON
KEN:
The Earth is going to be reborn.
But why now?
I just found out that Kyle loves me.
Why now?
Why Armageddon?
"McCormick, the front is down! We've lost the war!" said Sgt. Jones
"We still got a chance at a hopefully swift win! If we pull out "Operation: Hell on Earth". But that is our only chance." I said to Jones. "Try and pull that shit up with God. Sanitarium has lost."
JUST TO FILL YOU ALL IN:
Stanley Marsh broke into God's office and killed the last God, Eric Cartman. Cartman was only God for 7 hours and was planning on making Heaven a peaceful and very prosperous place.
Enter Stanley.
His parents' and friends' death arranged by none other than God himself, Eric was shot that night.
Eric supporters were killed, too and the rest went into hiding. But some say that Eric wasn't killed, but wounded. Because The Coon protected Heaven and made the citizens feel safe.
Heaven was then Sanitarium and the army was made stronger and better, but after that, the front went down and God is refusing to pull "Operation: Hell on Earth".
The military plan a Coup (pronounced "koo") and it then went into effect and Kyle Brofloski was made God. But the White Angels (The people's military) began to arrange another coup.
Konner McCormick (Ken's long lost brother) became leader and he refuses to pull "Hell on Earth".
KEN:
"Konner, you've got to! People are dieing and if we don't bring this war to Earth, we will all die." I said to my brother.
"Kenny, if we bring this to Earth, we still may lose." My naïve brother said.
"Pull the trigger, Konner. Just do it. The Bible foresaw this as destiny! We lost got to roll with it or else, we will surely lose this war that has been going on for 13 long years. You are so afraid of change that you won't even turn the name back from Sanitarium to Heaven!" I said fiercely to my brother.
After a long silence, "Alright, Commander, commence operation 'Hell on Earth'"
"Sir, yes, sir!" I said to my brother happily.
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"We got permission! Operation: Hell on Earth is a go!" I said to my unit.
"Sir, yes, sir!" they all said.
WARZONE:
The operation started with plagues and basically Hell on Earth and I the midst of all the chaos, we broke into Hell's HQ and claimed it for Heaven. Konner even went out for battled, being shot down in the process. Eric came back and won over 2 bases by himself and was awarded a Bronze Star for bravery and a Purple Heart for being shot in the ass. Ken McCormick won the Medal of Honor, Silver and Bronze Star and 2 Purple Hearts for being shot in the left arm and shot in the right thigh.
The late Konner McCormick won The Medal of Honor for being God and going into battle and was awarded the Purple Heart 7 times over for being shot by the enemy 7 times. He came back later that week to accept the medals.
Everyone's memory was erased was sent back to live there normal lives. The boys were sent back to 4th grade to live.
They went to the bus stop.
"Sup guys" said Cartman
"Sup fatass." They all said.
Kenny went home to see that medals were all over his bed.
"That was one shit of a war"