Chapter 4: Dinner and Late Night Visits

Disclaim: I don't Own Naruto

Rated M for yaoi, violence and smex

Pairings: ItaNaru, ZetsuTobi, SasoDie, and maybe others.

"Hello" – characters talking

"Kuso" Zetsus bad side

"Hai" Zetsus good side

Zetsu and Tobi went to the bathroom to get washed up for supper. It took them longer that usual because Zetsu kept trying to clean Tobi. He ended up winning their little battle and cleaned a very giggly, squirmy Tobi. Tobi then claimed that he had to help Zetsu. He jumped on the plant man and grabbed his head.

"Haha. Gotcha Zetsu!"

"So, what are you going to do . . .? Tobi?"

"Ummm . . . I don't know Sempai."

"I'm gonna get you Tobi"

"No Sempai. Tobi already has Zetsu. Zetsu can't get Tobi."

"Gotcha tobi"

"Waaaa, Zetsu cheated"

"AWWWW. Tobi you are sooo cute"

"Sempai!"

The plant man picked up the younger man and carried him to the dining room. They were ten minutes late and looked like a mess. Everyone laughed at them when they came in. Even Itachi laughed at Tobi because of his pout. The younger Uchiha looked so cute without his mask. Tobi went to sit down beside Naruto and Zetsu sat beside him.

"Hello Tobi" greeted Naruto Cheerily.

"Hello Naruto. How are you doing?"

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Tobi is doing well."

"Tobi, are you going out with Zetsu?"

At this point, Tobi did not know what to say. He had never been in a real relationship before. The plant man tried his best to not pressure the younger Uchiha. Tobi really had no idea.

He didn't know if he was gay or not. As to not embarrass Zetsu or himself, Tobi said " yes". As soon as he replied, it seemed the pressure had been lifted.

Naruto leaned against Itachi with a way to wide to be real grin on his face. This was way too much for Itachi who wanted nothing more than to fade into the background. The grin on the blondes face frightened Tobi and intrigued Zetsu. Nobody but Itachi has seen the blonde smile so widely. The large grin usually meant one of two things. It either meant he was about to pull a prank or he was up to something. The older Uchiha knew his boyfriend was definitely up to something. It most likely involved Tobi and Zetsu.

"Ummm . . . Naruto's smile is scaring tobi." squealed the younger Uchiha.

"Don't worry tobi. I'll protect you."

"And how will you do that?"

"I'll think of something."

"Thank you Zetsu Sempai."

"You're welcome Tobi Koi"

"Hehe, Zetsu is funny."

"How come we don't have that kind of relationship Hidan?" asked Kakuzu.

"Because you are a money obsessed bastard!" shouted Hidan.

" Oh yeah. blame it on me!"

"Shut the fuck up you asshole!"

" Come on Tobi. Why don't we go get ready for bed? asked Zetsu in a kind manner.

" Sure. That sounds like a good Idea sempai."

Tobi took off his cloak and the only thing Zetsu could do was stare at the flawless porcelain skin. It had to be illegal to look that good and yet be so innocent. Tobi pulled off his pants and Zetsu, even his good side had to leave the room. The plant man was suffering a massive nosebleed. Being the naïve little boy he was, Tobi did not know that the plant left. The Uchiha crawled into the plant mans bed and closed his eyes. When Zetsu returned, Tobi was asleep. The plant man snuggled the Uchiha and also went to sleep.