Of plants and good Boys

Disclaim: I don't Own Naruto

Rated M for yaoi, violence and smex

Pairings: ItaNaru, ZetsuTobi, SasoDei, KakuzuHidan, PeinKonan

"Hello" – characters talking

"Kuso" Zetsus bad side

"Hai" Zetsus good side

" what?" Zetsu

Chapter 5: Pleasure

Tobi woke up yet again beside the plant man. It was not like he did not like it. In fact, he loved waking up beside the plant man. There is just something nice to waking up and not being all alone in your bed but instead being with someone you really like. Zetsu's arms were wrapped around Tobi. The younger man tried again to escape the plant mans grip and failed again.

"Zetsu . . .Let go."

"No, Im too comfortable"

" Zetsu sempai. I gotta go th the bathroom."

"Oh go already"

" Thank you Zetsu Sempai"

After Tobi left, the plant man saw no longer had a reason to stay in bed. He got up and got everything ready for the day. Meanwhile, Tobi did his business and brushed his teeth. The younger Uchiha never brushes his hair because he sees no reason to. As soon as Tobi was finished in the bathroom, he went to the kitchen to eat breakfast. When he got to the kitchen, He saw Leader and Konan with a cup of coffee sitting at the table discussing something. There is no doubt Sasori and Deidara are still in bed after all the noise they made last night. Itachi is probably doing some early morning brooding while Naruto is sleeping. Kisame is most likely talking to his fish. Kakuzu and Hidan . . well, we'll just say they have agreed on something. Last but not left out, Our favorite plant Zetsu is microwaving something.

" Good Morning Zetsu Sempai."

Before the plant man had a chance to reply, Tobi had him locked in a lust filled kiss. The innocent young Uchiha was lip locked with the cannibalistic plant. One would think that Tobi would suck but the younger man is a surprisingly good kisser. The kiss caught Zetsu by surprise. It also caught the now half awake Deidara off guard.

" TOBI! ZETSU! What the heck are you two doing un! OMG! Zetsu don't eat Tobi un. I know that he is useless and retarded but don't eat him un!" shrieked the blonde bomb artist.

Zetsu broke the kiss because he did not like Deidara calling his boyfriend useless and retarded. It made both sides of him angry. He could not take anyone saying that about Tobi. Speaking of which, the Uchiha is runing his fingers down Zetsu's white arm.

" Shut It blondie! Nobody talks about Tobi like that and gets away with it!"

" Geez! Im Sorry un"

"Zetsu Sempai"

" Yes Tobi"

" Where is Sasori Sempai?"

" Hm I didn't know. Deidara, Where is Sasori?"

" I'm right here"

" Hey Sasori no Danna!"

" Hello Dei Dei Kun"

"hehe why don't we go . . .elsewhere un."

"alright"

After Deidara and Sasori left, Tobi tackled Zetsu to the floor and tried to hold him down. The plan man did not even try to struggle. He pulled the younger man into a deep, lust filled kiss. Their hungry mouths clashed and tongues battled for dominance. Zetsu got up and picked Tobi up and carried him to his bedroom. As soon as they got to the bedroom, Zetsu carefully placed his young lover on the bed and crawled on top of him. He licked Tobi's lips as if asking for entrance in which Tobi happily granted.

Once Zetsu got Tobi undressed, he began to undress himself. Tobi is still unsure of what Zetsu is about to do to him. All Tobi knows is is that it is beginning to look fun. It takes Zetsu about five minutes to undress himself. The younger man is in awe. Zetsu's member is much bigger than he thought it would be.

" hehe Tobi thinks Zetsu looks nice"

" Like what you see Tobi?"

" yes sempai"

Tobi snuggled himself into his partners body and ran his fingers down the plant mans chest. Zetsu gently ran his fingers through Tobi's soft, spikey, raven hair. This made Tobi laugh. Zetsu pulled Tobi into a chaste kiss and hugged him tightly. Then, he asked Tobi to suck on a few of his fingers in which he did willingly. Zetsu tried to pull the fingers out but Tobi would not let him.

"Tobi, You have to let go of the fingers" Zetsu's good half explained.

" mmm (No!)" Tobi groaned.

" C'Mon Tobi"

The younger man finally released the fingers and laid on his side. Zetsu inserted one of his fingers into his partners tight entrance. The intrusion made Tobi squeal. Zetsu had to reassure him that it would be alright. Once his young lover got used to having one finger, Zetsu added another finger. Tobi whimpered because his boyfriend was moving his fingers in a scissor like motion. He then changed to thrusting the fingers in the other man. He did it for a couple of minutes until he hit a spot that made Tobi moan.

" Ugh. Tobi likes that Sempai"

Zetsu added a third finger and stretched Tobi out a little more. As soon as he thought Tobi was ready, he put on some lube and slowly entered his pride into his lovers entrance. Tobi began to cry. The pain was overwhelming and he wanted to go back to the fingers.

" Kutsu Sore Sempai!" cried Tobi."

"It's OK Tobi. I'll move a little. It might help."

The plant man slowly began to move. Tobi stopped crying as Zetsu began to hit his pleasure spot. Pure want was etched into the young mans face. Tears turned into agression and pure bliss and his crying changed into moans of pleasure. Tobi wanted more.

" C'mon Harder . . . Faster . . .ugh please Sempai"

Zetsu silently complied with his lovers wants. Tobi moaned in pleasure. The green haired man pumped his lovers neglected cock. This action got Tobi to moan more. Zetsu could tell that Tobi was getting ready to climax. He went a little faster. Tobi screamed out Zetsu's name as he came into Zetsu's hand. The plant man rode out his orgasm and pulled his length out of Tobi. He pulled his young lover into a hug and fell to sleep.

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Throughout the rest of the base, everyone was excited. Tobi had finally gotten laid and is no longer a virgin. They all drank sake and ate pocky to celebrate. With alcohol comes either anger, happiness, or sex. Kakuzu sat on the couch with Hidan in his lap. Itachi and Naruto were laughing at something. Sasori and Deidara were making out. Konan was yelling at Pein for only drinking a shot of sake and getting back to his paperwork