Of plants and good Boys
Disclaim: I don't Own Naruto
Rated M for yaoi, violence and smex
Pairings: ZetsuTobi, SasoDei, ItaNaru, KakuzuHidan, PeinKonan
"Hello" – characters talking
"Kuso" Zetsus bad side
"Hai" Zetsus good side
" what?" Zetsu
Chapter 6: Supper time talk
The Akatsuki all ate supper at the table. Their table is rectangular and has enough room for twelve people. There is always a vacant seat. Kakuzu and Hidan are playing footsies under the Table. Sasori and Deidara are sitting beside each other. Konan and Pein are are also sitting beside one another. Itachi is sitting between Naruto and Kisame. Tobi is sitting between Zetsu and Hidan. Tobi and Zetsu arrived a little late because it took Tobi a little longer to get there. Zetsu carried Tobi there half way but Tobi felt bad and asked Zetsu to put him down.
"Tobi, are you alright?" Asked Zetsu in a worried tone.
"Tobi's butt hurts Sempai"
The Plant man wrapped his arms around Tobi. The younger man leaned into his lovers embrace. Tobi and Zetsu are now officially lovers. The younger man needs to stand for a few minutes because his butt hurts. Zetsu stood with him because he felt obligated to do so.
" May we be excused Leader?" Itachi asked hopefully.
" Yeah go on." replied the leader.
" Grrrr . .Teme!"
" hn, come on my little Kitsune. We have some important things to attend to."
" Like what Teme?!"
" I think molesting you is important."
"Itachi, You are a very perverted weasel."
" Yep, but only with my kitsune."
" hehe I love You Itachi Kun."
"I Love You too Naru-chan"
Next, Kakuzu and Hidan asked to be excused. Kakuzu grabbed Hidans hand and ran to his room. The priest screamed profanity the whole way. When they got back to Kakuzu's room, the money obsessor pulled down his mask and kissed his partner. That is one of the few things that will make the white-haired man stop talking.
The next people to leave the table were Sasori, Diedara , and Kisame. Deidara and Sasori went to their shared bedroom. The Akatsuki hangout was two rooms short of allowing everyone to have their own room. Sasori allowed Deidara to stay with him and Itachi shares with Naruto. Kisame went to his room and checked on his fish. If anything would ever happen to his fish, he would go crazy.
Konan and Pein were next to leave. They went to Peins room. The leader of the Akatsuki was about to work on his paperwork. Konan sat on her partners lap. She does not want her partner to do paperwork now. She would rather spend some quality time with him. Zetsu and Tobi were the last to leave. Tobi had fallen asleep at the table so Zetsu had to carry him back to the room. The only poeple that actually slept that night were Tobi and Zetsu.
A/N: Sorry that the chapter is so short. I really don't have an excuse. For those of you that have noticed, I have really bad grammar. If you do not like my bad grammar, please do not read it anymore. I know that flames are there to help me but they kill my confidence and make me not want to write anymore. That means the more flames I get, the longer it will take longer for me to write another chapter.
glossary:
Kitsune: Fox