Of plants and good Boys
Disclaim: I don't Own Naruto
Rated M for yaoi, violence, smex, and Hidans potty mouth. XD
Pairings: ItaNaru, ZetsuTobi, SasoDei, KakuzuHidan, PeinKonan
"Hello" – characters talking
"Kuso" Zetsus bad side
"Hai" Zetsus good side
" what?" Zetsu
Chapter 7 : Hidan and Kakuzu
The day started off as it always did for the group of S-ranked criminals. Their routine was extremely boring until Kisames cell phone rang. It is a girl that Kisame has secretly been dating for several years. Before Itachi began dating Naruto, he asked Kisame out. Kisame rejected the offer in a " WTF! I'M NOT GAY!" manner. Itachi was really hurt and brooded in his emo corner for a month.
Everyone in the akatsuki was curious. They all wanted to know who called Kisame. Maybe it was one of his relatives? Itachi was only a little curious. He wants to know but at the same time does not really care.
" Kisame Sempai?" asked Tobi in a shy manner.
" Yes Tobi" answered Kisame.
" What'cha doin'?"
"Nothing important."
" Oh, ok."
Hidan and Kakuzu were fighting with a lot more anger than usual. Hidan has his three-bladed scythe at his side and Kakuzu has out his tentacles. They are screaming a lot louder than usual. When they woke up together, it was hell on earth. Kakuzu realized that last night he had bottomed to Hidan.
" You ass! What the fucking hell are you screaming about. Yelled Hidan
" I bottomed! Why the heck did I bottom!" Screamed Kakuzu.
" You did not give a fuck last night! You actually begged me to fuck your money obsessed ass!"
"I was DRUNK!"
" Does it look like I give a fuck!"
"You should"
With that last statement, Kakuzu walked to his room and sulked in a dark corner. He really likes Hidan but it is hard to put his feelings into words. He had tried the night Naruto got Tobi to confess the fact that he likes Zetsu. Hidan just blamed him by calling him a " Money-Obsessed bastard". Kakuzu may be money obsessed but that comment had actually hurt. He would do almost anything to be Hidan Obsessed.
Meanwhile, Hidan was still in the Kitchen. He felt really bad for making his partner feel bad. He contemplated going to the other mans room to check on him but lost the idea as quickly as it came. It is not like he really cares about Kakuzu that way...or does he?
" Tobi. . .come out, come out wherever you are."
" giggles Sempai wont find me here."
" Awwww. I can't seem to find Tobi anywhere."
" giggles louder"
" Aha! There you are!"
"I found you Tobi."
" Awww. Now it's your turn to go hide Zetsu Sempai."
" Oh really, Now"
" Yep. Go hide."
The plant man ran to his room and hid in his closet. It was one of the most obvious places the plant man could hide. Tobi was sure to find him here. Also, a closet could be a good place for making out and other fun things. Zetus sat in the closet waiting for Tobi. He knew his lover was not even close to being the sharpest kunai in the box but the closet is kind of obvious. There are a very small amount of hiding places in which Zetsu acn hide in unless he is outside. Then, he can hide in a tree or underground.
" Zetsu Sempai. I'm gonna find you and then I'm gonna. . ."
" What are you going to do Tobi?"
" You made me forget."
"Awwww. Poor Tobi."
" A kiss would make Tobi feel better."
" You have to find me first."
" hn. I bet you're in your closet."
" Oh really? Well if you knew I was in the closet, Why didn't you look here first?!"
" I wanted to see how long you would stay in there."
" That was mean Tobi."
" Im going to get you. You are a sadistic little punk."
Tobi ran as fast as he could to escape Zetsu. He really did not have to put too much effort into it. The Plant man runs kind of slow compared the energetic Tobi. After an hour of running, Zetsu decided to try to call a truce and punnish him another time. Tonight sounds like a good time.
" Tobi, We will stop chasing you now."
" Really Sempai?"
" Yes. Now why don't you come over here and give me a kiss. I felt lonely in that closet."
" Ummmm. . . Couldn't you have just talked to your other half?"
"That's not funny Tobi."
"I wasn't trying to be funny Sempai."
Authors Note: I am really sorry it took so long for a chapter that really isn't even that good. I have been having a lot of problems lately and I have a job now. I will try to make fan fiction my second priority at least. I thank everyone that reads and reviews my writing. You reviewers are the best people in the world. I will try to make chapter 8 better. It will have a lot more KakuzuXHidan in it for anyone who likes it. This is so random.XD There is no plot. Im trying a new set up for my chapters.