Of plants and good Boys
Disclaim: I don't Own Naruto
Rated M for yaoi, violence, sex, and Hidans potty mouth. XD
Pairings: ItaNaru, ZetsuTobi, SasoDei, KakuzuHidan, PeinKonan
"Hello" – characters talking
"Kuso" Zetsus bad side
"Hai" Zetsus good side
" What?" Zetsu
Chapter 8: Hidan and Kakuzu part 2
" Kakuzu?"
" What! What Do you want Hidan?!"
"I wanted to apologize for being an idiot."
"Why would you want to apologize?!"
" Kakuzu! Shut Up! I am trying to say that I am Sorry but you are not giving me that chance!"
"You don't understand Hidan. You do this all of the time. Hidan I am going to tell you how I feel. You can choose to accept or reject it."
"Alright."
" Hidan . . . I . . .I Love you and would do almost anything to be with you. I know we see the world in different ways but I really do not care. I have always accepted you."
" Do you really feel that way? . . . .If you are lying to me, that would be fucked up."
Kakuzu captured Hidan in a lust filled kiss. He then gently grasped his hand and took him to the door. The couple is going to go out on their first official date and the bounty hunter wanted to take his partner somewhere special tonight. It was not going to be the usual cheap, dirty, fast food place. Hidan knew that Kakuzu was going to do that and he was going to be prudent. He would try his best to not take advantage of his partner.
" What do you think Hidan?" Kakuzu asked excitedly.
" I really like it."
Kakuzu was speechless. He wanted nothing more than to please Hidan. Who knew the priest was so easy to please? The money obsessor was grinning like Jiraiya in a room full of sexy, half-naked women. Hidan leaned into his partner's chest and breathed deeply. Kakuzu smelled faintly of expensive cologne. That is not what he was expecting.
"You smell nice Kakuzu"
"Why thank you Hidan."
"Giggles"
"Grins"
"Kakuzu?"
"Yes Hidan?"
"Can I kiss you?"
"Sure."
The Jashinist priest passionately kissed his partner. Kakuzu moaned into the kiss and tried to dominate it. He ended up winning the fight for dominance. They broke the kiss and were led to their table. A waitress handed them their menus and politely asked them what they would like to drink. The two missing Nins happily answered sake. The waitress returned several minutes later with the sake and asked them what they would like to eat. Kakuzu ordered a medium rare steak with fries. Hidan ordered a rare steak with rice. The waitress left again to go get their food.
"Hidan?"
"Hn?"
"What is it like to be immortal?"
"It's alright, I guess."
" It is only alright?"
" Well. That is the reason that I try not to form bonds with people."
" I never thought of it that way."
" Kakuzu?"
"Yes Hidan?"
"Since when do you care about my immortality?"
"I have always been curious."
"Hn.. . So Kakuzu. . Are you doing anything tonight?"
" No. I am not even going to count my money. Are you doing anything tonight? I would really like a redo of last night."
" Oh really?"
"Except the fact that, Hidan, I am going to TOP."
The waitress came over to their table and set the food down complimentary to the person that ordered it. Kakuzu is now curious as to why Hidan bothers to stay in such good shape. He will not die so does it really matter? Kakuzu has six hearts and does not give a damn so why does Hidan. Maybe he doesn't want to be fat all of his life? The white haired man saw confusion in Kakuzus face.
" Kakuzu. Is Something Wrong?"
" No. Nothing is wrong. I was thinking of something."
"…"
"Hidan. Why do you bother staying in such great shape if you are immortal?"
"I stay in such good shape because I want to. Why does it really matter?"
"I was just curious."
"I never thought of you as the curious type."
They finished their food in a quiet manner. The new couple had nothing else to say. Hidan thought about what he and Kakuzu were going to do. The bounty hunter wanted a redo of last night. He wants to change one thing. He wants to top tonight.
They left the restaurant holding hands. The couple slowly walked to the base. The Akatsuki would never believe what they are seeing. Kakuzu and Hidan always fight and rarely agree on anything. Their beliefs are extremely different.
"Kakuzu?"
"Is there something wrong Hidan?"
"No, nothing is wrong Kakuzu."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. I am sure Kakuzu."
"Hi-Kun?"
"Yes Kakuzu?"
"Do you like your nickname?"
"It is alright."
"Do you have one for me?"
"I am thinking."
"Don't worry about it."
"Zu-Kun?"
"laughs"
"Don't laugh! It was the best name I could come up with you bastard!"
"I'm sorry Hidan. I couldn't help myself."
"Yeah. Me neither. OMG you laughed."
"What of it."
"It is kind of rare."
"Well, Who cares? Can't a man laugh? …. Hi-Kun? What's the matter? Aww Hidan. You do not have to get defensive."
Kakuzu grabbed Hidan and took him to his bedroom. He threw the masochist on the bed and told him to take off his clothes. Then, He undressed and crawled on top of his partner. He covered his pride in some lube and shoved it into Hidan. The other man groaned in pleasure. Kakuzu started to move slowly at first but was persuaded to go faster.
"Ahhh. Kakuzu. Please. Go faster, Please." Whined Hidan.
"Hn"
"Harder…Faster…Now!"
"So Dem.. And…ing..Are we?
Kakuzu went harder and faster. Moans of pleasure were heard beneath him. The bounty hunter went as hard as he could to see if he could get anymore. Hidan began to scream in pleasure and that gave the other man an idea. He grabbed a kunai and pulled himself out. Hidan growled and shouted profanity. The money obsessor stabbed the kunai into the Hidan's entrance and fucked him with the kunai for a few minutes. Hidan screamed. He could not take it anymore. He had to orgasm.
"Ka..Kakuzu."
"Yes. Hidan."
"I…Need…To …Cum."
"Alright."
The priest came hard and passed out. He was totally worn out. Kakuzu snuggled up to his lover and fell asleep. That night, everyone found out the reason of their cohort's absence. Tobi and Naruto grinned a way to big to be real grin and looked at each other mischievously. They had a plan.