Of plants and good Boys
Disclaim: I don't Own Naruto
Rated M for yaoi, violence, sex, and Hidans potty mouth. XD
Pairings: ItaNaru, ZetsuTobi, SasoDei, KakuzuHidan, PeinKonan
"Hello" – characters talking
"Kuso" Zetsus bad side
"Hai" Zetsus good side
" What?" Zetsu
Chapter 9: Tobi and Naruto's plan part 1
The next day, Tobi and Naruto woke up and started scheming. They were going to get konan and leader together. The pairings are Sasori and Deidara, Itachi and Naruto, Zetsu and Tobi, Kakuzu and Hidan, and Kisame and some girl. It can not be a guy because Kisame is straight. He and leader are the only straight guys in the akatsuki. "
"So what do you think we should do?" asked Tobi.
"I don't know! You have been here longer." Grumbled Naruto.
"I do not know leader very well. You go ask Itachi and I will ask Zetsu."
"I thought this was going to be between us."
"Well, since we can not figure out what to do, we will need help."
"Oh, alright. I guess we can ask if we have to."
"Yes! Alright! Let's go!"
"Its too early for this."
Tobi went into Zetsu's room and crawled on top of him as an attempt to wake him up. Zetsu took it the wrong way and grabbed him. He kissed his lover passionately and started to undress him. The younger man got really excited. Even though this was not what he came in there for, it was much better. After Zetsu and Tobi had sex, Tobi forgot what he came in zetsu's room in the first place.
Naruto found Itachi brooding on his bed. The blonde crawled next to him and wrapped his arm around his lover. Itachi grinned and hugged the younger man. Naruto then decided that it would be the best time to ask
"Itachi?"
"Yes Naruto."
"What do you know about leader san."
"He's straight. He obviously likes Konan chan. He is difficult and he would not be too fond of your little plan."
"How do you know about mine and Tobi's plan?"
"I know you. You and Tobi were grinning mischievously at leader and Konan Chan last night."
"grrrrr. You suck."
"You know you like it."
"Itachi, You Pervert, That's not what I was trying to say."
No matter what Itachi said, Naruto was determined to go through with his and Tobi's plan. He could care less if Itachi liked it or not. The young blonde grinned and left. He was going to ask Tobi what information he got on leader.